Wispid

She, 33-years old. He, half her age.

She, the teacher. He, a mentally challenged student.

She…also mentally challenged.

The woman had sex with the teenager up to a dozen times and now faces charges of engaging in lewd and lascivious behavior and …of course…jail time.

The police came on to the affair when they spotted six teens wearing green and white Halloween skeleton gloves speeding away on bicycles in 80 degree weather.

The teens jumped into a Jeep that belonged to the teacher. When she came to get her car…busted!

Can’t trust teachers…can’t trust teenagers with skeleton gloves on in FL to keep their mouths shut, either.

Travelodge of London says its 300 business hotels are being overrun, um, walked, with naked sleepwalker…95% of them men.

The zombies show up at the front desk asking for a newspaper, for directions to the bathroom, to check out…but never for a towel to cover up.

Consequently, Travelodge is training their night staff on how to deal with the problem…starting with the towel.

Most fellows NEED covering up.

Sleepwalking is caused by…

1. booze

2. stress

3. eating cheese

4. too much caffeine

Nervous day after work, spiked coffee and some brie….see you at the front desk.

Some cornball in China wrote an IOU to the girl he broke up with for Y100,000 ($13,300) as compensation.

The two fell in love…lived with one another for a year…fell out of love and separated. The man wrote the IOU to the girl and went his way.

Three years later…the ex- took the IOU to an Intermediate People’s Court.

The court ruled the IOU is valid and the man has to pay up.

Y100,000 can mean as much as 4-6 years’ salary for the fairly well to do Chinese.

How much do you make in a year?

Multiply that by 4 and give it to your ex-girlfriend…that one you can’t stand anymore.

That’s the idea.

A Transport Official is being transported to the local pokey.

He was arrested for kicking a policeman when they squabbled over the fare for a taxi cab.

The drunk didn’t want to pay, refused to understand…well, he was drunk…

The taxi cab driver couldn’t get the money he was owed. The cab which happened to be parked in front of a police box got the attention of the policeman.

When the cop came over to try and settle things…the drunk kicked him.

Well…the drunk got kicked back…into jail for the night.

The job market is fierce in China.

It makes more sense say local dating services for senior girls to look for husbands than to look for jobs….business is booming.

The girls want to date a rich man BEFORE they graduate.

Promises of marriage are made as soon as they graduate if they find the right fellow.

Rich man? Job?

Staying attached to both will require quite a bit of work.

Which would you rather do…fight hard to get a job and make a living…or to be beautiful, as fleeting as beauty is so that you can marry a rich dude and fight later to try and stay attached to someone who is so shallow they only marry someone for their looks?

Tough call, eh?