Oct 27th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A poor excuse for a father tied his 13-year old son to a pole and beat him with a 2″ x 4″ piece of wood because he hadn’t turned in his homework assignments on time.
The dad tied the boy’s hands with zip ties and reinforced the ties with duct tape.
He whacked the boy seven times on the butt and broke the first piece of wood…then proceeded to do more with another piece of wood.
He called the boy’s half sister, also 13-years old, to come watch.
When he took a break, the sister cut the boy loose and they escaped.
Dad is in custody.
First, let’s get some zip ties, then duct tape and a couple of 2″ x 4″ pieces of wood….then we can talk about a court date.
Oct 27th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
After 16 months of being on the wagon, a man in Waukesha ( I don’t know where that’s at) fell off quickly and hard…in 15 minutes he guzzled 7 bottles of 12-oz Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade.
Security videos caught him said Mukwonago (I don’t know where this is either) Police.
The man was not scared that the police caught him, not saddened that he went on a drunken binge…he stated – “I don’t know how I am going to tell my wife.”
Oct 27th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A couple got in an argument that was so heated they HAD to get out of the car to settle it.
Right then, right there…on I-595 in Port St. Lucie.
Rolling around on the ground, he 20 and she 36, they went at it, violently, until an oncoming car hit both of them and killed them.
“I’m gonna kill you!”
“No! I’m gonna kill you!”
Nope…the car’s gonna kill both of you.
Oct 27th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
An 83-year old man, who can’t believe his luck, bad luck, was found guilty of soliciting a prostitute by a jury.
The WWII vet says, “I’m a virgin all the way.”
The undercover cop says he told her “I have money” and offered him $20 to perform a sex act.
The old codger who also claims to be hard of hearing says he was involved in a ‘commotion’ and the woman (cop) was ‘making eyes’ at him. ‘Next thing I know – what the hell is this?’
A courtroom…a judge…attorneys…stenographers…reporters…a guilty verdict…That’s what it is.
The fiasco started with …. a few beers on Thursday afternoon.
Go figure.
