Driving Drunk w/ a 2-year old in the Back Seat

Oct 28th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A 40-year old dad was:

1. driving drunk

2. holding an open 24-ounce container of Bud Light

3. not wearing a seatbelt

4. in an uninsured car

5. driving with an expired inspection

6. using the wrong license plates on the car.

7. heading the west in an eastbound lane

8. letting his little 2-year old flop about in the back seat unrestrained.

9. taken to jail and is being held without bail.

Enough Porn to Fill 20 Home Computers and a 72″ Screen

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A Hackensack pervert, 50, had enough porn (the worst kind, of little people) and other illegal images to fill 20 home PCs to capacity and a 72″ screen television to watch it all on…until the cops caught up with him.

A fingerprint IDing system kept the room ‘safe’ from outsiders.

Hundred of thousands of pornographic images, videos of children took up a terabyte of memory.

“…the largest collection of child pornography I’ve ever seen,” says one sergeant.

The pervert was busted on a tip that he was molesting a minor.

Collection was:

extensive

elaborate

disturbing

twisted

and the pervert is locked up and in need of $500k bail….and on suicide watch.

Dead Marine’s Father Sues Church in Invasion of Privacy vs Freedom of Speech Issue

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The father of a dead Marine said the Westboro Baptist Church turned his son’s funeral into a media circus, replete with a bunch of clowns carrying signs -

“Thank God for dead soldiers.”

“Roman Catholic monstrosity”

“United States of Sodomy.”

The judge instructed the jurors to consider -

“whether the defendant’s actions would be highly offensive to a reasonable person, whether they were extreme and outrageous, and whether these actions were so offensive and shocking as to not be entitled to First Amendment protection.”

Church members said they were motivated by the ‘fear of God.’

Yeah…I’d like to put the fear of God in them.

Military personnel fight for freedom of speech so that idiot religious fanatics can speak freely…to the point of letting children carry signs -

“Semper Fi Fags”

And we wonder why so many people want no part of the church…or at least the Westboro Baptist Church.

Mom Kills 2-year old by Puncturing Child’s Bowels

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A Canadian mom (they have idiot parents up North, too) was found guilty of killing her 2-year old by sticking a 3-4 inch pencil like plastic toy about a half inch thick inside her baby girl….then leaving it there for several days.

The toddler died of dehydration and malnourishment.

The mom was found guilty of criminal negligence which caused the little girl to die.

For some reason, the mom didn’t realize the little girl needed medical attention.

The little girl had herpes sores around her mouth and vagina when she died.

Infant’s Bones Crushed, Limbs Twisted, Head Bruised

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A 24-year old man broke at least 12 bones in his infant son’s body.

The little boy’s limbs had been twisted, his skull fractured, mouth forced shut, and legs were broken during diaper changes.

MOM!!!! Where the $%#& are you?

Mom noticed bruises on the baby and that the head was swollen before the police were contacted.

The man…NOT the baby’s father.

If guilty…the man AND the boy’s mother…let’s twist, crush, break and pin shut their mouths for a few weeks, THEN have a court hearing.

Gene Switch Alters Sex Orientation of Worms

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I was at a gym once and a guy pinched me on the butt on the way out.

I thought it was an accident until I went to my car and found a note on my windshield asking me to call him.

I did…then there was no mistake…the ‘worm’ had had his

gene switch altered.

Scientists have discovered that they can alter a gene in the brain of female worms that causes them to change their sexual orientation.

And how they know that is well beyond me.

“Yo, slimey, those are some nice jugs you got there.”

“Yeah, Butch…yours aren’t so bad either.”

“You wanna go play in the dirt?”