What in the world?!
How DID this guy ever become a coach?
After a heated soccer game that included arguments and such, the male coach of a team in an under-16 tournament, mooned the opposing team of 14-15-year olds.
The girls and their parents took offense and the police were called in.
Denials and suspensions followed.
Feel better, Coach?!
Mom realized to late that her 9-month old daughter had crawled into the kitchen, then into a bucket filled with bleach on the kitchen floor and drowned.
Mom was watching TV.
The mother was placed in charge of her own 2-year old, another 2-year old boy and the 9-month old.
Efforts to revive the baby failed.
Investigation is ongoing.
I wonder, mom, what was so interesting on the television that you had to stop mopping the floor and…..
Two maids at a hostel in Scotland walked in on a man having sex with his bicycle.
They knocked but the man was too engaged to respond, so they used the master key.
Lo and behold, he was going at it with the two wheeler, curves, hard round rubbery…
The maids notified the hotel manager who called the police.
The man is now on the sex offender’s register.
When he walks the streets, he must yell ‘unclean!’ so all the bicycles have a chance to run for cover.
A bicycle?!
A crime ring in the Netherlands trafficked in Nigerian children sent to the West to work as sex slaves…..no more.
19 people in the Netherlands and five in the U.S. and Britain were arrested.
The traffickers used voodoo to get a hold of the children, then smuggled them by exploiting the asylum system.
Some 140 Nigerian children, mostly girls, had disappeared from asylums. The Dutch police got suspicious.
The children were found working as prostitutes in France, Italy and Spain.
Children were forced to make vows before voodoo priests to repay so-called debts….
No more…for these kids anyway.
Next.
A 50-year old man tried to recruit a new ‘friend’ he met online to help him kill another 27-year old fellow who worked in his neighborhood.
The ‘recruiter’ wanted to have sex with the dead guy after they did their deed.
The ‘friend’ knew the phone number of the police.
A sting operation resulted in the man being arrested. He is locked up without bond.
Okay…now, let’s tell the rest of the inmates why he is in there…the Citrus County Detention Facility in Lecanto.
Pop told his Georgia Tech graduating son he could blow $600 on a party with his friends.
Two months later they got the bill…for $53,000! on their joint American Express credit card.
Dad says, “Their employees totally took advantage of my son.”
Club’s owner calls it, “buyer’s remorse after a huge champagne night of showing off in front of entertainers.”
19 bottles of champagne from $150 – 2000 each and Monopoly-like money used to tip waitresses giving lap dances added up…way up.
24 of the 30 receipts were printed after 4am when the club should have been sending people out the door.
The young man…had been drinking heavily BEFORE he got to the club.
Go! Dad!
Classmates of a university student in China recorded a series of messages for one of their own who went into a coma after being diagnosed with cerebrovascular disease a couple of weeks ago.
29-classmates had their message played over and over again by nurses to the patient.
After a week…the student woke up and is now recovering!
Gosh…good things do happen in hospitals.
A man accused of groping a woman on a commuter train in Tokyo’s busy rail network caused 42 trains to be delayed for up to 26 minutes because he jumped onto the tracks to get away.
Around 50, wearing a T-shirt, and trousers, he ran like the wind on Sunday evening after he thrust himself from behind onto the rear of a woman in her 20s.
The woman told a station attendant about the perv at a train stop and the man took off.
Last check…he was still huffing and puffing down the tracks.
A man who was ‘drunk at the time’ was found doing the dirty with a goat.
The owner of the goat forced the man to pay 25 pounds and marry the goat as punishment.
The goat later had a kid…the man was NOT the father….we hope.
The goat died eventually, but the man who wishes he had not been drinking at the time, must continue to live with the shame.
