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A mother ran out the door when she was called out for suspected shoplifting.

“OMG! I’m outta here!”

She forgot to take her purse and cell phone which she left in the stroller with her infant son.

In the stroller were vases, teapots and knives ($180ish).

Bad kid! Bad kid!

Bringing his mom with him to steal those things and then letting mom get away and being left with the goods?

Bad kid! Bad kid!

The kid doesn’t have a chance growing up with a parent like that.

Let’s hope dad has his screws tightened.

I have lost track of the number of cases of people doing it with or to a corpse.

Good golly…another category?

A NJ dude who worked at Holy Name Hospital was caught doing the deed with a 92-year old dead woman in the morgue.

Yeeeuuusshck!

A 24-year old with a dead 92-year old was.

The man told a security guard he needed to get a tissue sample to get access to the morgue.

When the guard came back he found the young fellow doing the violation….

The guy is now in jail on $400,000 bail.

See also:

Corpse Abuse (part 3)

Corpse Abuse (part 2)
A Barrel of Dead People
Man Drives Around with a Dead Girlfriend in His Car for 4 Days – fined $500K
Aspiring Horror Novelist Arrested for Cannibalism – Corpse Abuse
Corpse Abuse in Montreal?

The Female FL Teacher Caught Having Sex w/ Special Ed Student is now in the hospital because of severe emotional stress.

Yup…having sex with a special ed student AND getting caught will make that happen.

Still think having sex with a kid is worth it? Even a kid who doesn’t know what’s going on?

I used to give blood…about every other week when I lived in Japan…they took out the liquid part and put the blood cells back in…kinda neat, it was.

And they gave me snacks to munch on while they did it.

Glad I wasn’t in Korea giving it or needing it.

The Red Cross in Korea distributed hepatitis B-infected blood to hospitals that have resulted in at least one person becoming infected and maybe as many as four deaths.

13 packs of blood collected from five people with HBV were swapped mistakenly with blood of people negative to HBV.

What’s more…it took the agency 3 years to figure out what went wrong.

Still feel safe going to the hospital?

A man and his friends were hunting birds.

Bang!

Down went the bird.

‘Fetch!’ said one of the dogs in the hunting pack and the man went after downed pheasant.

Meanwhile, one of the dogs stepped on the man’s gun…he was on the muzzle end…and shot the man in the calf some three feet away.

The man got the bird, but the dog got the man.

“That’ll teach him to send me out fetching,” growled Rover.

A 24-year old fellow, drunk on a train in Bad Segeberg fell into a drunken stupor in a train on his way home from a Halloween party.

His hands and head were smeared with blood (fake) but passengers thought he had been murdered and left there. They tried but failed to wake him up.

The police, however, succeeded in raising the man from the dead, made him wash off his make-up and sent him on his way.

Bad Segeberg…Bad Segeberg!

A former bank employee…yeah, he was fired, thank goodness, has been sentenced to 4.5 years in jail.

He raped one female university student applicant for a job at the bank where he worked and molested two others.

The former employee of the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi talked his victims into joining him for dinner to continue the interview process…then molested them.

The deeds were done AFTER the applicants and the interviewer went to a karaoke joint and AFTER he got them drunk…

A Chinese dude tried to ride a bus in Wuhan without paying the exorbitant bus fare – Y1.20 (16 cents).

When he got on he ran his wallet over the terminal so that the machine could ‘read’ his transport card through the skin of his money purse.

“SSeecpt!” He made the sound of the transport machine and headed for the back of the bus.

The bus driver, no dummy mind you, saw no sign on the terminal that the man’s card was ’swiped’ and insisted on seeing his card.

Insinuations and demands for apologies followed…but in the end, the thief was forced to pony up the 16 cents for bus fare.

The things some people will do for money…yeesh!

Dad had his 12-year old son in the car when police pulled him over for running a red light.

His breath measured 0.11 on the breath test, above the 0.8 legal standard.

The police asked the boy to call his mom to come get them.

She did…she came with their 9-year old daughter…but..mom was drunk, too. 0.13.

The parents were held until they sobered up and the kids were turned over to a relative…a sober one we presume.

Great example, Dad!

Great example, Mom!