Wispid

The driver, 28, and his passenger, 29, were ordered to pay Y106 million for driving and riding while drunk.

The car rammed into a group of high school students, killing three people and injuring 15 others.

The passenger was ordered to pay up as well because he spent 6 hours drinking with his buddy and asked the drunk to drive him home rather than sleep it off.

The car went through a red light and into the group of kids.

The driver also gets to spend 20-years in prison….

6 hours of drinking = 20 years in jail…

This guy should be arrested, not only for playing with a 16-year old girls buttocks for about 10 minutes on the train but for letting him get the best of him (48) at the train stop.

The girl overpowered him and forced him off at a station. Other passengers pitched in when he tried to escape.

The police have him in custody for creating a nuisance.

He admitted his guilt.

10-minutes of rubbing a girl’s butt…and his career goes down the tubes…

A principal of a junior high school in Japan is being accused by one of his students of sexually assaulting her…fondling her…calling her into his office for more than just a talk.

The 56-year old geezer is ‘categorically denying’ the accusations and considering legal actions himself.

I did not fondle her…

I did not harass her.

I did take her for a drive in my car, but nothing happened…I swear.

So, what were they doing a drive in the car…not inhaling?

A man who says he sold 20,000 albums on his MySpace page was arrested for soliciting little girls – middle and high school – so he could have their socks, smell their socks, smell their feet, massage their feet and little Rocker ‘junior’ at the same time.

With a history of fetish-related arrests – stealing panties, and a girl friend who knew of his perversion (he had a GF?!) the man is now behind bars for pretending he was on a scavenger hunt and asking the little girls for their socks.

He would also pay them for their socks and offer up to $100 to massage their feet for them…while he massaged…yeah, that’s right.

$100,000 bond will get him out of the pokey until he stands trial.

A woman on medical leave asked a friend to pig-sit her 50lb future Christmas dinner.

Fast forward nine months when um, not-so-little, Alaina Templeton (the pig’s name) was returned…the piggy weighed 150lbs.

Funny..when you feed animals they grow.

The sitter, who renamed the animal Pork Chop, is accused of neglecting and over-feeding her charge.

The owner – cried for three days after she discovered her pig had a weight problem.

Not only is Alaina overweight, she can see out of only one eye and stinks.

In any event, the next time we see Alaina a leg is likely to be missing.

The next time after that…another leg will be gone.

If one wonders why one leg at a time goes missing…you can’t eat a pet like that all at one time.

At first the 48-year old state rep in Washington said he was the victim of extortion.

Now it turns out he had dressed up in women’s clothing at a porn store, then headed out to a posh hotel to engage in sex with a 26-year old fellow…in his (state rep’s) red stockings and black sequined lingerie.

The rep, who has served two terms as a legislator and is an ex-fireman, has two daughters and a wife and soon a defunct political career.

He has now admitted to the liaison with the young fellow.

The younger partner in the affair said he was told by the state rep “his wife knew he liked men when they got married, but she was not into that, so he only did that when he was out of town.”

Well, I’ll bet she’s really glad now that he doesn’t bring it home with him, eh?

I wonder if his wife doesn’t read the papers, too.

At a traffic stop in Texas cops found a dude carrying 12 human heads in his trunk…on Halloween, of course.

The man said the heads were used for medical training.

Yeah, right.

No documentation and the man and his wrapped-in-plastic heads were taken in.

Faxed documentation later proved the heads were indeed used for medical training and they were on their way home.

“Yo, dude. Whatcha doin’ with that whole soccer team and their coach’s heads in your trailer?”

“Just takin’ ‘em home, officer. Takin’ ‘em home.

Next time, stick the documentation in one of their mouths so it won’t get lost if you need it.