Wispid

“My mom is way cooler than your mom.”

“Yeah, well your mom can be cool in jail.”

Mom…was driving the cheerleaders to a high school game when another car full of boys who were fools came driving nearby.

‘Beer?’

Mom, driving a school van drove by close enough to the other car that the boys could pass them a beer…see, she is cool.

It was two weeks after the fact that somebody tipped off the school as to just how cool the mom was/is.

The girls have been suspended. Mom no longer drives for the school.

Instead, they sit home together and be…cool.