Wispid

A man and his friends were hunting birds.

Bang!

Down went the bird.

‘Fetch!’ said one of the dogs in the hunting pack and the man went after downed pheasant.

Meanwhile, one of the dogs stepped on the man’s gun…he was on the muzzle end…and shot the man in the calf some three feet away.

The man got the bird, but the dog got the man.

“That’ll teach him to send me out fetching,” growled Rover.