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“Dr. David” parked and dined with other hospital physicians.

He even checked out a hospital employee’s aching knee for free.

Dr. David was really one of the landscapers.

The hospital thinks that he never had access to a patient but he did manage to get a physician’s parking pass.

He did take one hospital employee off medication and pass out prescription drugs (physician’s samples) to someone else.

He’s been arrested, but police have yet to determine how much and who he treated.

And you thought things were going to be alright once you got to the hospital.

“Yo, doc. Can you check out my shoulder? It hurts when I do this.”

“Well, then don’t do that.”

“Any other advice?”

“Uh. Hang on and I’ll get my hedge trimmers.”