Wispid

Travelodge of London says its 300 business hotels are being overrun, um, walked, with naked sleepwalker…95% of them men.

The zombies show up at the front desk asking for a newspaper, for directions to the bathroom, to check out…but never for a towel to cover up.

Consequently, Travelodge is training their night staff on how to deal with the problem…starting with the towel.

Most fellows NEED covering up.

Sleepwalking is caused by…

1. booze

2. stress

3. eating cheese

4. too much caffeine

Nervous day after work, spiked coffee and some brie….see you at the front desk.