Archive for November, 2007
Septuagenarian Stalker Busted
A 74-year old man was busted for stalking a 60-something cafe mama-san.
“I just love her. I knew it was wrong, but I just had to see her face,” he told the police.
The man was arrested for breaking a suspended sentence.
The woman’s good service was mistaken by the man as romantic interest and he hasn’t been [...]
Dog Downs Undies
A dog in England ate some 40 pairs of underwear before nature stopped taking its course.
The owners had to have a vet open the dog and take out the last pair which belonged to their 3-year old son.
The dog allegedly ate some 300 socks, 15 pairs of shoes and a key ring.
Um, excuse me, but [...]
Frisky Firefighters Fired For Fondling, Filming
Two firefighters in Japan were fired for being too frisky.
One fellow, 32-years old “just couldn’t resist the urge” to fondle a little school girl’s private parts on a train.
The other, 30-year old was caught filming up a woman’s skirt.
Both were charged, indecent assault and being a public nuisance.
I hope my house doesn’t catch on fire [...]
Buddhist Priest Embezzles Y150 million
A former Buddhist priest was arrested for embezzling Y150 million ($1.4 millon) from the headquarters of the Jodo Shu sect in Kyoto.
The 52-year old took money from the bank account on about 30 occasions between Jan. 03 and Sept 04.
The former priest was in charge of the treasury and used the money to invest in [...]
Drunken Moose Gets into Christmas Spirit
A drunken moose, a real drunken moose, not a moose lodger type. The animal type moose got drunk on too many fermented crab apples, then got tangled up in Christmas lights in Anchorage.
“He’s either drunk or in gastric distress.”
“He just has this goofy look on is face,” said a Fish and Game biologist.
Well, maybe [...]
"I’m a Pervert" says Teen
The 18-year old told police “I’m a pervert.”
He broke into a neighbor’s home, logged onto pornographic web sites, then took sexually explicit photographs of himself using one of the residents’ cell phones while they SLEPT!
The violated woman said she found the pix on her roommate’s cell phone and called police.
And, how in the world did [...]
Sex is good for musical talents
A woodwind instructor at a public high school lured school girls into sex by telling them it would improve their musical abilities.
More likely it improved his…helping him sing.
The 33-year old music teacher got away with his ploy on 13 school girls.
That’s a lot of stupid girls if you ask me.
“If you have sex, you’re musical [...]
50 Bamboo Cane Lashes for Drinking…or not
A British teacher in Sudan is facing being lashed for Muhammad - the Stuffed Teddy Bear.
One man who has been through it gave an account - he was charged with breaking an alcohol ban in Qatar, which he denies.
“Tuesday was punishment day. There were 22 of us on the list and one by one we [...]
Prostitute Auctions 27 Hours of Sex for Good Cause(pic)
A prostitute in Chile auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children’s charity.
The guys who bought into it are now among the disabled for acting like children.
Chile’s largest fundraising event, which by no coincidence runs for 27 hours, is a Telethon.
“I am going to contribute with my work to a purpose [...]
Widow Hides Y1.7 billion under the floor
The elderly widow of a doctor hid Y1.7 billion ($15 millionish) under the straw mats of their home so she wouldn’t have to pay taxes on it.
Her husband died and left her Y1.95 billion. She only declared Y267 million ($2.4 million) and hid the rest.
The money was bundled up in plastic bag so it wouldn’t [...]
Elementary School Security Guard Caught in Porn Blackmail Scheme
An elementary school security guard in Osaka tried to blackmail a teacher who had photos and videos of little girls in the nude in his desk.
The guard said he found the videos and photos of little girls changing into their swimsuits or getting body measurements during routine rounds.
“Hmm…lemme see. I wonder what dangers lurk in [...]
Judge Jails Entire Courtroom
A judge jailed 46 people in his courtroom because none of them would admit to their cell phone ringing.
While listening to a domestic violence case, the judge ’snapped’ and ‘engaged in what can only be described as two hours of inexplicable madness.’
“Every single person is gong to jail in this courtroom unless I get that [...]
