A 50-year old male principal of a catholic high school who also taught chemistry, mixed his wardrobe up and came out looking like a woman.
He then hung out in an alley in black leather, fishnet stockings and women’s plastic breasts.
Police busted and cited him for loitering for the purpose of prostitution.
He denied the charges.
He is just 364 days early for Halloween NEXT YEAR.
“Watering my lawn…watering my lawn…”
“I’m gonna water my lawn…till dawn.”
Bam, kick, thump, thud…..dead.
A 36-year old man down under, Sydney, decided he was going to stop his neighbor from violating the water restrictions come what may…even, as it turns out, the man watering the lawn was NOT in violation.
The younger fellow wanted gramps to stop….gramps sprayed him with the hose.
The young guy started punching and pushing the old fellow…then kicking him.
The old fellow is dead now….
The young guy won’t have to worry anymore about policing his neighbors. An off duty police officer arrested him.
There’s a reason why vehicles are called two ton weapons…they kill people…they kill little people…unsuspecting little people…who are just playing in their yard….in their back yards.
Two teenage drivers crashed into a yard and killed a little 3-year old girl who was just hanging out with the babysitter.
The driver was 18- and the passenger 17-years old.
The toddler was in the back yard helping her babysitter hang Halloween lights.
The two boys, one with a new license and the other on a learner’s permit were racing in the residential zone.
Uh…Mom! Dad! How come the kids are driving the cars???!!!
I think the 17- and 18-year old boys’ parents should be with them in jail.
The pilot AND first officer on a red-eye from Baltimore to Denver both fell asleep.
“Frantic” calls from air traffic controllers woke them up.
They were flying at 35,000 feet, much too high, and going twice the speed they should, 608mph, just 60 miles from the airport.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. “I woke up, why I don’t know, and heard frantic calls from ATC … I answered ATC and abided by all instructions to get down. Woke FO (first officer) up.”
“Don’t mind. We take safety very seriously and watch crew fatigue very closely.”
I guess I’ll rethink my sked the next time I consider a red-eye flight.
How about you?
At least there wasn’t much to run into at 35,000 feet.
It’s obvious these girls don’t read Wispid, about the drunk and stupid.
Frankly, I think drunk and stupid should be required reading for high school kids…especially these 4 girls who were passing vodka around their classroom in a water bottle…during science class.
An experiment of some sort?
Three of the girls were 14- and one was 15-years old.
The teacher noticed the kids wouldn’t wear goggles when instructed and called the vice principal in.
The vice principal took one girl away but noticed she kept stumbling down the stairs.
She was found to have a blood alcohol level of .172.
Good thing she wasn’t driving.
The school will NOT prohibit water bottles because of the four girls’ actions.
“We might change the policy for these four offenders but we don’t want to punish 1,400 students.”
