A 50-year old male principal of a catholic high school who also taught chemistry, mixed his wardrobe up and came out looking like a woman.
He then hung out in an alley in black leather, fishnet stockings and women’s plastic breasts.
Police busted and cited him for loitering for the purpose of prostitution.
He denied the charges.
He is just 364 days early for Halloween NEXT YEAR.
“Watering my lawn…watering my lawn…”
“I’m gonna water my lawn…till dawn.”
Bam, kick, thump, thud…..dead.
A 36-year old man down under, Sydney, decided he was going to stop his neighbor from violating the water restrictions come what may…even, as it turns out, the man watering the lawn was NOT in violation.
The younger fellow wanted gramps to stop….gramps sprayed him with the hose.
The young guy started punching and pushing the old fellow…then kicking him.
The old fellow is dead now….
The young guy won’t have to worry anymore about policing his neighbors. An off duty police officer arrested him.
There’s a reason why vehicles are called two ton weapons…they kill people…they kill little people…unsuspecting little people…who are just playing in their yard….in their back yards.
Two teenage drivers crashed into a yard and killed a little 3-year old girl who was just hanging out with the babysitter.
The driver was 18- and the passenger 17-years old.
The toddler was in the back yard helping her babysitter hang Halloween lights.
The two boys, one with a new license and the other on a learner’s permit were racing in the residential zone.
Uh…Mom! Dad! How come the kids are driving the cars???!!!
I think the 17- and 18-year old boys’ parents should be with them in jail.
A trucker, tractor-trailer type, and a woman in a car got into it…unintentionally according to the passenger of the car.
The car slowed down to let another car in and the trucker nearly creamed them.
Happening to go the same way after that, the trucker and the woman in the car ended up in the same parking lot.
The woman couldn’t let it go…so she decided to have words with the trucker.
The trucker did most of the talking until the woman had her full and decided the cops needed calling.
Before the cops got there, the trucker decided to run down, run over, smashed, smushed, dragged, crushed…the woman with his tractor trailer.
She’s dead and he’s going to jail.
There’s a reason why those moving vehicles are called 2 ton weapons….and the 18-wheelers, what should we call them?
A man blamed a spider bite for causing him to kidnap and rape a woman.
The poison from the funnel-web spider bite is what he says caused him to go ape and take it out on a woman 10 years ago.
Yesterday he was sentenced to 8 years in prison….
Did it really take 10 years to find a toxicologist to figure out that a spider bite cannot cause anger and hatred?
The pilot AND first officer on a red-eye from Baltimore to Denver both fell asleep.
“Frantic” calls from air traffic controllers woke them up.
They were flying at 35,000 feet, much too high, and going twice the speed they should, 608mph, just 60 miles from the airport.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. “I woke up, why I don’t know, and heard frantic calls from ATC … I answered ATC and abided by all instructions to get down. Woke FO (first officer) up.”
“Don’t mind. We take safety very seriously and watch crew fatigue very closely.”
I guess I’ll rethink my sked the next time I consider a red-eye flight.
How about you?
At least there wasn’t much to run into at 35,000 feet.
It’s obvious these girls don’t read Wispid, about the drunk and stupid.
Frankly, I think drunk and stupid should be required reading for high school kids…especially these 4 girls who were passing vodka around their classroom in a water bottle…during science class.
An experiment of some sort?
Three of the girls were 14- and one was 15-years old.
The teacher noticed the kids wouldn’t wear goggles when instructed and called the vice principal in.
The vice principal took one girl away but noticed she kept stumbling down the stairs.
She was found to have a blood alcohol level of .172.
Good thing she wasn’t driving.
The school will NOT prohibit water bottles because of the four girls’ actions.
“We might change the policy for these four offenders but we don’t want to punish 1,400 students.”
A school bus driver was arrested for spanking a 3-year old on his bus…
Nope, it wasn’t the funny kind of spanking…just the if you don’t sit down “You’re going to get a spanking right now. Do you understand me?” kind of spanking.
The dude tried to lie his way out of the incident but it was captured by a video camera on the bus.
Apparently what the driver was supposed to do when the little girl wouldn’t sit down was:
1. pull over
2. ask for help
3. radio it in
“Bus # 22 to base. I need some help.”
“What’s the problem bus # 22?”
“I can’t get this little 3-year old to sit down.”
“…”
The bus attendant didn’t do squat.
Bus rules prohibit drivers from touching children if they act up.
Moms and Dads! Are you listening?
But then…with all the weirdos out and about…I don’t want anyone touching my kid either.
What to do?
