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A day-care facility owner in Japan hit kids with a vacuum cleaner, whopped them with books and threw building blocks at them.

Then, he was surprised that authorities ordered the facility to be closed.

“I was not aware that I was abusing the children,” said the owner of Mondo Bambini.

And the parents? What were they thinking when they left their little ones in his charge we wonder.

Uh, would you send your kids to a school named Bambini?

A 24-year old man, drunk, jumped out of the SUV that was being driven by his 24-year old wife with the couple’s two children 4- and 7-years old in the back seat.

The man landed on the highway, northbound on Oregon 11, and died.

The car was going about 40-50 mph.

“Gee, dad…thanks for showing THAT to the kids.”

Two women in Anchorage worked in cahoots to rob seven trick-or-treaters of their candy on Halloween.

One woman, 20, is charged and the other is still at large.

Two masked thieves got out of their truck, fired a gun and took the candy from the kids…and their iPhone, too.

The children…got the truck’s license plate number.

Things started out for the robbers at Latitude 62… a bar and restaurant.

Well, if they aren’t drinking in Alaska, what else is there to do? Get in trouble, it seems.

A 47-year old man who worked as a pilot for a major delivery service was arrested in Atlanta after flying there from Washington state.

Turns out he ‘delivered’ more than some little boys wanted…20 and counting little boys.

Police have begun reviewing some 100 videotapes and DVDs and have already identified 20 different victims – ‘crying out for help and in pain in some of the videos.’

The pilot gave the boys 12-17-years old rides in a helicopter, then got them drunk, tied them down, beat them and performed sexual acts on them….while recording his deeds.

A tip from a couple of boys previously abused by the man led FBI to the pervert.

I can think of an appropriate punishment for this guy. Can you?

The cops woke the woman up.

She said…she didn’t know how long she had been there or how she got there. She did remember that she was on a 3-day bender though.

Her blood alcohol content was 5 times the legal limit.

Now…she has been placed in a mental health facility.

Anybody missing a mom? A grandma? A wife?

I can’t remember the last time I read about something good coming out of a strip club, or somebody saying, Gee I’m glad I was at the strip club last night…

Some guy who had been kicked out of a strip club for trying to take pictures of the girls returned with gasoline and a match.

He poured it on another employee of the strip club, not one of the girls, and burned the guy – 2nd, and 3rd degree burns over more than 80% of his body..

Drunk, too?

“She lit my fire, so I lit his.”