Archive for November 11th, 2007
Mannequin Sex is NOT Indecent Exposure
I suppose the offender is going to be relieved to know that having sex with a mannequin does NOT mean he indecently exposed himself.
“Lewd though it may be, does not fall within the purview of the indecent exposure statute.” ‘
The guilty, Plenty Horse, his real name, did not try to display himself in public. [...]
Man Calls Sex Hotline from Church
A 35-year old horny dude broke into a church to use their phone to call a sex hotline.
Police caught up with him and arrested him.
The man confessed to doing the same a few days earlier.
The knucklehead had previous felony convictions and is being held without bail.
Money or we’ll burn you with our cookies
Two Southern Illinois University Edwards students kidnapped a teenager, paddled him and burnt him with hot cookies to try and get him to settle a drug debt.
The students also poured urine on him and partially shaved his head.
The victim had stolen a stash of marijuana that the knuckleheads had valued at $400.
When the victim persuaded [...]
Mom has affair with daughter’s 13-year old ex-boyfriend
The mom, an ex-teacher…and a never-to-be-again teacher, was caught having an affair with her daughter’s 13-year old former boyfriend.
BIG SIGH!
The mom was 39-years old.
It was the boy’s parents, after they found out, who had the sense to turn the other idiot parent in.
The single mom…gee, we wonder why she is single…has two children.
Cows Falling from the Sky
I wrote…
People Falling Out of Sky (Part 2) - Woman Jumps to Death, Lands on Pedestrian
People are Falling Out of the Sky
Well, don’t you know that cows are falling out of the sky, too.
A cow fell 200 feet off a cliff and landed on a minivan that was passing by.
The driver and his wife escaped [...]
Update on ‘People falling out of the sky (part 2)’
People Falling Out of Sky (Part 2) - Woman Jumps to Death, Lands on Pedestrian
In this morning news, I learned…the guy died.
I have a favor to ask of all would be jumpers.
Please look before you leap.
Drunkfest Fails to Solve Love Triangle
Two 20-something year old women in love with the same man decided instead of cutting the man in half, as Solomon might recommend, to have a drinking contest.
Each woman was challenged to drink three bottles of strong wine in three hours.
They did, both of them.
Both women simultaneously collapsed and had to be taken by ambulance [...]
Fatso rescued by, doctors, police and fire department
Yup…they can be pretty huge in China as well.
A man grew to 330 lbs, a lightweight by some U.S. standards, and his family had to call a doctor in to give him attention.
The doc wanted to get him to the hospital but all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t get him moved.
Police were called [...]
Dog Brings Home the Buns
A woman in China claims her dog knows what she wants.
So, the dog goes shopping for her, buys buns and brings them back, all while caring for her litter of puppies.
The woman said she was also offered $4K for the dog.
Um…I dunno.
But, I did hear about a dog who went shopping for some meat for [...]
Man Talks Wife Out of Coma … will regret it later
A man in China talked his wife out of a coma.
The woman fell from a high building and seriously damaged her brain.
The guy sat next to her for months, massaged her hands and talked to her continuously.
Sure enough, she woke up and hasn’t stopped talking since.
Other guys want to know NOT how he got her [...]
Dating Violence Affects 50% of Young People
The phenomenon may be unique to Japan…but it’s not likely.
50% of young men and women in Japan have been exposed to physical or psychological violence at the hands of their dates.
The cause…35.4% of men found their girlfriends doing something annoying and 56% of women were put out by their men.
Cell phones were also a big [...]
