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The teacher in this classroom will never be able to accuse the students of being slow.

Mom had called ahead to make sure that it would be okay that her 16-year old received a ’surprise’ for his birthday during classroom. And the teacher agreed.

Problem – the booking agency sent a stripper instead of a gorillagram. (a gorilla that strips?)

The stripper led the boy around the classroom, spanked him with a whip, stripped down to her bra and panties, smeared cream on her butt and asked the boy to rub it in BEFORE the teacher realized something might not be right.

Teach!? Teach!? TEACH!!!

The dad was made to write a letter of apology to his daughter for sexually abusing her.

His daughter, he told police – “initiated the sexual acts” in the bedroom and in the shower.

His letter of apology said –

“I only wanted to show her that I loved her and that some things would have to wait for her to grow up, but to give knowledge of what to expect.

“I had only wanted to answer your questions as best as I could.

“I know that showing you was not the way and giving in to you was wrong. I didn’t want you hating daddy because I wouldn’t tell you what you wanted to know.”

It was not the first time the man has been convicted of sexual misconduct.

Uh…and why was this guy left alone with this little girl? Mom?!

The Aussies need something better to do with their time, it seems.

A question was asked – which politician they would like to see nude.

John Howard the current prime minister or Kevin Rudd, the opposition leader.

Rudd, 50, was picked by 34%.

Howard, 68, got 16%.

The logic, according to Zoo magazine – “No one wants a prime minister who doesn’t look good naked.”

Uh…nobody wants to see any dude over 50 naked….unless there is nothing else to do down under.

Which of these two men would you like to see nude?

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Two teenagers will go to jail for life (it’s not long enough) after being convicted of killing a man, sawing off his head, then burning him with a blow torch…for the

thrill of it.

The pair lured the man into a garage, then stabbed him in the back, literally, to kill him before completing their other dastardly deeds.

The blow torch…to conceal the dead man’s identity.

And there are still people who do not believe in the death penalty.

Well, then…give me a blow torch.

There’s a web site that offers photos and tours are available to the Cherry Pit, a private house that hosts parties, so large (200+ people) that a man directing traffic is necessary…for open-minded sex parties.

“Some are voyeurs, some are exhibitionists,” say the organizer.

“We are swingers,” is what they call themselves.

Neighbors, however, are “shocked. I thought you had to be on Harry Hines to have something like this, not next door. When I bought my house, I didn’t think I’d be living next to a massage parlor and brothel.”

The club only accepts donations, so the city’s hands are tied. There is unneighborly nuisance and traffic congestion complaints, but nothing illegal.

What would you do if your neighbor ran a sex club and 200 ‘open-minded’ people showed up to participate?

Trading sex for a place to sleep is a frequent form of sexual exploitation says a children’s charity.

The informal accommodation arrangements were linked to drug and alcohol dependency as well.

Lack of identification and prosecution make it impossible to know the true level of incidents…so police believe sexual exploitation of young people was not an issue in the county.

I see nothing. I know nothing. Nothing is there.

Let’s ask the kids.

“He was there and then he wasn’t there.”

A 24-year old man was one of three workers hauling tree debris. One was in the tree and he and another were tossing the limbs and such into the chipper.

“One of them looked over, and he was gone.”

Investigation of the wood chipper found the remains of the young worker.

And that makes 32…people who have been killed in wood chipper accidents since 1992…or maybe more that we don’t know of.

They are gone.

A mom and dad in FL want to abandon their 13-year old son because they are afraid of him.

“He’s killed animals. This child needs help and we can’t seem to get anyone to listen to us. Until they can get him help, [I don't want him here].”

The boy assaulted a teacher when he was nine, spent 5.5 months at a residential mental health center when he was 12…then the money ran out.

He is on medication to stabilize his moods…

The boy told a psychologist he had plans to kill his parents and older brother….

He has attacked day care workers, other kids on the school bus…

And now dad doesn’t want him at home…BUT…faces criminal charges for not caring for his son.

It seems to me that the family is 10 or so years late trying to get this boy under control.

What do you think? 

A Navy doctor hid a camera in an air purifier to ‘make sure students didn’t throw parties’ but then found he could catch them having sex, and otherwise relieving themselves of their sexual frustrations.

Two midshipmen caught on to the camera and hatched a plan to extort money from the pediatrician who ran a clinic at the Naval Academy and also served as a doctor for several Navy sports teams.

The doc was found guilty of conduct unbecoming an officer, three counts of illegal wiretapping and one count of obstruction of justice.

One of the midshipmen had been expelled from the Academy for bad grades and later tried to forge his official transcript.

Sentencing will come later – no formal punishment to up to 27 years in the brig.

Still don’t believe in the death penalty.

A 31-year old man shot his girlfriend in the head while she slept.

He then placed their 2-month old baby in the dead mom’s arms and left her there.

Two hours later he returned and poured gasoline on them and set them on fire.

While the baby screamed…the man continued to pour gasoline on.

“Yup, I did it,” he admitted.

Still don’t believe in the death penalty?

I do.