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The teacher in this classroom will never be able to accuse the students of being slow.

Mom had called ahead to make sure that it would be okay that her 16-year old received a ‘surprise’ for his birthday during classroom. And the teacher agreed.

Problem – the booking agency sent a stripper instead of a gorillagram. (a gorilla that strips?)

The stripper led the boy around the classroom, spanked him with a whip, stripped down to her bra and panties, smeared cream on her butt and asked the boy to rub it in BEFORE the teacher realized something might not be right.

Teach!? Teach!? TEACH!!!

The Aussies need something better to do with their time, it seems.

A question was asked – which politician they would like to see nude.

John Howard the current prime minister or Kevin Rudd, the opposition leader.

Rudd, 50, was picked by 34%.

Howard, 68, got 16%.

The logic, according to Zoo magazine – “No one wants a prime minister who doesn’t look good naked.”

Uh…nobody wants to see any dude over 50 naked….unless there is nothing else to do down under.

Which of these two men would you like to see nude?

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Two teenagers will go to jail for life (it’s not long enough) after being convicted of killing a man, sawing off his head, then burning him with a blow torch…for the

thrill of it.

The pair lured the man into a garage, then stabbed him in the back, literally, to kill him before completing their other dastardly deeds.

The blow torch…to conceal the dead man’s identity.

And there are still people who do not believe in the death penalty.

Well, then…give me a blow torch.

There’s a web site that offers photos and tours are available to the Cherry Pit, a private house that hosts parties, so large (200+ people) that a man directing traffic is necessary…for open-minded sex parties.

“Some are voyeurs, some are exhibitionists,” say the organizer.

“We are swingers,” is what they call themselves.

Neighbors, however, are “shocked. I thought you had to be on Harry Hines to have something like this, not next door. When I bought my house, I didn’t think I’d be living next to a massage parlor and brothel.”

The club only accepts donations, so the city’s hands are tied. There is unneighborly nuisance and traffic congestion complaints, but nothing illegal.

What would you do if your neighbor ran a sex club and 200 ‘open-minded’ people showed up to participate?

A mom and dad in FL want to abandon their 13-year old son because they are afraid of him.

“He’s killed animals. This child needs help and we can’t seem to get anyone to listen to us. Until they can get him help, [I don't want him here].”

The boy assaulted a teacher when he was nine, spent 5.5 months at a residential mental health center when he was 12…then the money ran out.

He is on medication to stabilize his moods…

The boy told a psychologist he had plans to kill his parents and older brother….

He has attacked day care workers, other kids on the school bus…

And now dad doesn’t want him at home…BUT…faces criminal charges for not caring for his son.

It seems to me that the family is 10 or so years late trying to get this boy under control.

What do you think?