Wispid

Need a plot twist to get your story/novel going again?

Look no further than Wispid.

At Wispid there are more than 500 things you can do to your characters….and the list is growing.

What might be interesting to some…all of the ‘ideas’ are true life occurrences.

How about –

Mom Swings and Hits Boyfriend with 4-week old Baby

A fight ensued and mom had all she could take.

So, she picked up her 4-week old by the feet and swung him at her boyfriend and whacked him with the baby…cracking the baby’s skull in the process.

Drunkfest Fails to Solve Love Triangle

Two 20-something year old women in love with the same man decided instead of cutting the man in half, as Solomon might recommend, to have a drinking contest.

Each woman was challenged to drink three bottles of strong wine in three hours.

Male Principal Arrested for Cross Dressing, Soliciting

A 50-year old male principal and chemistry teacher of a catholic high school mixed his wardrobe up and came out looking like a woman.

He then hung out in an alley in black leather, fishnet stockings and women’s plastic breasts.

Stripper Offers Student and Teacher a Surprise

Mom called ahead to make sure that it would be okay for her 16-year old to receive a ’surprise’ for his birthday during class. And, the teacher agreed.

Problem – the booking agency sent a stripper instead of a gorilla gram.

Wood Chipper Eats Man

“He was there and then he wasn’t there.”

A private in Japan’s GDSF, ground self defense force = army, overpowered a 19-year old girl with a stun gun, dragged her into the woman’s toilet at a pachinko parlor and threatened to kill her if she created a scene…as if he hadn’t done so already.

After raping her, he stole her $4 panties.

Police caught up with him at the base and he was arrested for sexual battery, oh, and theft, too.

Stole her panties?!

The woman and mother of four was separated from her husband. She had also been separated from her birth father.

Her birth father was also in struggling marriage…..when she found him.

One thing led to another and the two decided they were soul mates, their feelings for one another were ‘overwhelming.’

Yeah, and now they have been broken up by police after being together for 11 years and being charged with incest.

The mom says, there is no sex involved.

But, I remember something about ‘looking like a duck, quacking like a duck….’

A 16-year old boy, bored, on Xanax and having smoked marijuana, used a hammer and chisel to remove a cement block from under an ATM machine.

He then used the block to destroy the ATM front and smash open the rear door of the bank.

After that he tried to break open two security boxes.

Frustrated, he stripped down, and decided to make deposit instead by taking a dump on the floor.

By then, the police showed up.

A 70-year old man used a 50-year old gun that did not work to rob a bank of $6,172.

When he was caught, he apologized to the bank teller saying he was adamant that he would not have hurt anyone.

Cooperating with police, he told them his Cleveland Browns cap was in the car so they could make a full connection.

The police captain said about the would-be robber, “Sometimes circumstances cause good people to do stupid things.” 

If he goes to jail, maybe he won’t outlive his debts. If he doesn’t go to jail, chances are he will have more of them to pay if you add on the fines.

I wonder what kind of conviction he will be hoping for.

A doctor at UMass Memorial Medical Center who is also a professor at the University of Massachusetts Medical School wanted more info, he says, to add to his 145 professional publications.

Problem…he wanted to pay for the info…from a prostitute…who was also an undercover cop.

Busted.

The police are saying, “Probable cause was established for the arrest as soon as the offer to engage in sex for a fee occurred.”

The prof/doc…”I am not guilty.”

Also arrested in the sting…a lawyer. Gathering info to prepare for future defense cases of doctors/professors perhaps.

A 24-year old man was watching an x-rated DVD in his car on a 10″ screen when a cop pulled up behind him.

There were “multiple people, naked, having sexual intercourse.”

When the cop pulled him over, he found an open beer and that the man had no license.

And he couldn’t wait till he got home to watch the thing and enjoy his brew because of why?

A drunk tried to take a short cut through a wall.

Yeah, he didn’t make it.

Instead he cracked his head, slumped over and fell unconscious to the ground with his head bleeding.

Trying to run from the police…thud! Into the wall again.

In China, too, you never hear, “gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”

Do they really do this in Mexico?

Pinch the butts of women as they walk by to see what kind of reaction they can get?

A Mexican waiter fondled, pinched, slapped, touched and rubbed, the butts of 12 women before he was stopped.

Gee, why not a baker’s dozen instead?

The waiter’s defense said his client was depressed, missed his family and received no sexual gratification from the action….”he was looking for some kind of response, some reaction.”

He got a reaction, and some attention….a year in jail, two years on probation and placed on the sex offenders register.