A 24-year old man was watching an x-rated DVD in his car on a 10″ screen when a cop pulled up behind him.
There were “multiple people, naked, having sexual intercourse.”
When the cop pulled him over, he found an open beer and that the man had no license.
And he couldn’t wait till he got home to watch the thing and enjoy his brew because of why?
A drunk tried to take a short cut through a wall.
Yeah, he didn’t make it.
Instead he cracked his head, slumped over and fell unconscious to the ground with his head bleeding.
Trying to run from the police…thud! Into the wall again.
In China, too, you never hear, “gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”
Do they really do this in Mexico?
Pinch the butts of women as they walk by to see what kind of reaction they can get?
A Mexican waiter fondled, pinched, slapped, touched and rubbed, the butts of 12 women before he was stopped.
Gee, why not a baker’s dozen instead?
The waiter’s defense said his client was depressed, missed his family and received no sexual gratification from the action….”he was looking for some kind of response, some reaction.”
He got a reaction, and some attention….a year in jail, two years on probation and placed on the sex offenders register.
