Wispid

A 24-year old boy, highly intelligent and oftentimes Grim Reaper, said he got a sexual thrill out of kicking and beating a 35-year old care worker to death.

It was ‘enjoyable and fun.’

The boy started binge drinking when he went to university and became hooked.

Before killing his victim, a stranger to him, the boy had drunk at least five pints of lager before going to the club where he drank Carling, champagne, and Sambucca.

They spent two hours listening to country and western music at her apartment. When that didn’t do the trick, he decided to take matters into his own hand.

He told police, “I actually quite enjoyed the experience; I remember thinking she was doing amazingly well not to be dead already.”

He also told police, “I am monster. I am the grim reaper” while he stomped her to death ….despite her pleading to placate him.

Still don’t believe in the death penalty?

A 79-year old nun is facing charges of child sex abuse that happened 40 years ago. She could land in jail for up to 20 years.

Two teenage boys said she repeatedly molested them in the 1960s sometimes at her house.

A third victim had committed suicide.

The two victims are now in their mid 50s.

One of them says the Sister if ‘like Dracula’ to me. I can’t forgive her yet.’

Yeah, why should we forgive Dracula?

The guy couldn’t pick someone is own age to have sex with..he, 30, she, 10.

He couldn’t kill himself right either.

When convicted, he jumped off the third floor of the courthouse balcony, hit his head on the marble railing on the way down, busted a knee, broke some bones and survived!

They should have left him there for a while before collecting him and taking him to the hospital.

Better yet, take him as is and leave in jail to stew over his idiocy, no?

I don’t believe in ghosts, I don’t believe in ghosts, I don’t believe in ghosts.

But, if they are blue and need to fill up on gas from time to time, then I might have to rethink my convictions.

It flips and this sits idle. It flies off, then returns.

It also likes cars in Ohio.

There’s a ghost or an angel hanging out at a Marathon Gas station in Ohio.

Going skydiving? Stay away from Rosharon, TX.

If you don’t turn up, nobody will go looking for you.

Or, I suppose I mean, if you don’t land, they won’t go looking for you.

A man’s parachute failed to open and he landed in a field about a mile from the Skydive Spaceland hangar.

Nobody at the hangar thought it unusual when he didn’t turn up after the last jump, figuring he had gone home.