A man shot his two children to death before killing himself.
He should have started with himself.
The two kids – 6- and 4-years old.
The man had been previously arrested for child abuse and assault charges.
He also fired a rifle in his home with the family present.
And the reason the mother let the man watch the kids again?
It’s a mystery.
A man with a history of getting himself in trouble when he has been drinking, got himself in trouble again.
He moved from garage to garage swiping things until he came upon a stuffed toy dog.
“He was lying there with his genitalia exposed next to the stuffed dog,” said an attorney. “While the police report doesn’t describe it this way, the dog might be appropriately characterized as now being anatomically correct, as opposed to its condition before he removed it.”
The man has been sentenced to six months in jail…sans dog.
Corpse abuse…the things people will do with dead bodies.
How about twenty fellows, heavily armed, snatching a fellow trafficker’s body from the morgue in Tijuana, Mexico?
Two policemen were killed in the robbery.
The thinking is that the men wanted to bury their friend without identifying themselves at a funeral.
The man had died when the helicopter he was riding in while watching a car race crashed into electricity lines.
Don’t we all wish we had friends like these who wanted to bury us?
A female substitute teacher on her first day at an elementary school took all her clothes off from the waist down in front of a class of 4th graders.
She stood there half nude.
One of the students told a teacher in the next room.
A school official – “We’ve never had this happen before.”
Really now.
The woman who had been on an approved list to teach was taken off the substitute list.
Really now.
The woman seems to have been on something.
Really now.
The three thieves picked the wrong 18-year old girl to steal a purse from.
When the three guys went for her bag, she slapped one and threw another who came after her with a knife.
After that, the three high-tailed it out of there.
The young lady, it turns out, was last year’s local boxing champ.
A sorcerer in Cyprus charged a couple $12,195 to break an egg, er, curse on a man who was having trouble with his wife and mother-in-law.
The remedy involved an egg, a spoon, a nail, some pubic hairs and underpants.
The 37-year old man said the witch cracked an egg into his underpants.
Okay, how’d she get close enough to do that?
No word on whether it worked.
If it did, I have an ex-MIL that could use some eggs cracked on her head.
Two parents tossed their 5-month old baby out the window of their burning home.
A 47-year old resident of the same building caught the baby in bedding that had been laid out.
Dad jumped and broke his leg. Mom jumped and escaped with burns to her throat.
The cause of the fire is unknown.
Would you toss your baby out of a window?
A police investigator crashed his car on a national highway while driving…drunk.
He had drunk four or five glasses of shochu ( a sake like drink ) before driving.
Let’s see, if kids are driving drunk, we know who we do NOT want to send now, don’t we?
Talk about not being able to get free of mom’s apron strings.
A 36-year old mother in Japan murdered her two children, 4-years and 4-months old by strangling them with her apron strings.
Defense attorneys say she was insane.
Yeah, as if sane people strangle their toddler and infant with apron strings.
Of course, she was insane!
The mom got 6 years for the murders.
6 years! That’s it?
The mom turned herself in, spoke about the details of the crime in a rational manner.
She knew right from wrong but suffered from paranoia.
The judge, lawyers and jury should serve the 6 years with her.
Two passengers who wanted to join the mile-high club on their way from Seattle to Las Vegas were booted off their plane in Portland, OR by US Airways.
They weren’t cited or arrested…just told to get off, and presumably walk to Vegas.
One passenger said – “The people across the aisle from us were fooling around in their seats and they decided to go to the bathroom and fool around and they threatened the flight attendant.”
Well, at least they won’t be losing any money in Vegas.
