A Russian, who apparently could NOT hold his vodka, fell asleep on a makeshift bed…a conveyor belt at the Beijing Capital International Airport.
Good news for him, he wasn’t lost with other luggage in Timbuktu.
Police said he ’smelled like a distillery.’
He was taken to an emergency aid center where he was sobered up and released.
Meanwhile, the plane he was to board is long gone.
UT-Austin has learned that college students drink more booze at football games than on New Year’s eve.
The same study also learned that women who had been drinking, even lightly, were more prone to engage in ‘risky behavior.’
The weekly football schedule presented students with the more regular opportunities.
losses in high-profile games against conference or national rivals were more easily accepted when soused.
The study was funded by the National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism.
Let’s see, and how much money was wasted on this study?
“It’s unmistakable.”
“I know it’s Jesus and Mary.”
“It may open a door for somebody. It may tell somebody ‘God bless you.’”
No…what it’s going to tell anybody and everybody is that some religious kooks are the nuttiest of the bunch.
Good googey moogey indeed.
A man actually paid $29 for the inedible cakes.
Another had bid $339 to buy it as a gag gift for her husband heading to Iraq.
And we wonder why more people don’t want to be like these ‘christians.’
What do you think it looks like?
A 35-year old man confined a 15-year old girl in his apartment for 2 months.
The man threatened to harm her if she ran away and molested her.
The little girl was finally able to escape and report him to the police.
The knucklhead has been arrested.
At the public spas, hot springs, surveillance cameras can be found…for security reasons, of course.
Sometimes they are dummy cameras. Sometimes dummies do the strangest things before them.
After bathhouses come whorehouses.
Almost all sex joints have cameras.
Private booth peep shows are said to be popular for horny men who then become the subjects of shows for homosexual videos.
A cleaner for Japan’s many love hotels says cameras are no secret.
Footage is taken from every room under pretenses of catching would be druggies.
Yeah, right.
“What are you doing tonight at work, Taro?”
“Um, I gotta watch all these videos taken in our love hotel rooms to see if anyone is doing drugs.”
“Tough job, eh?”
“Yeah, somebody’s gotta do it.”
Palm Beach, FL will have cameras on the beach to talk to would be sex partners.
“We’ll be watching you.”
If the couple doesn’t move on within 60 seconds, the record button goes on automatically.
The FlashCAM senses motion then flashes a bright light at would be flashers and other folly makers.
Earlier this year, undercover officers caught six men soliciting sex with other men or otherwise exposing themselves.
My bet is, some men will get off IF they know somebody is watching.
“The camera is going off if you are getting off.”
Right down the street from me…
A naked man with his head covered with a nun’s habit and his balls covered with his hands approached three girls, all under 11-years of age, and ordered them into his car.
Instead, they ran into the church….hoping there weren’t other weird nun types there.
The man was driving an blue SUV with black running boards.
Witnesses are asked to call 510-471-1365 and to not make confessions to nuns who are not fully clothed.
A man and his 16 buddies won $19 million in the FL lottery.
His haul was $600K before taxes.
So, he turned off the TV, disconnected the phone and did what any man with a stash of money would do, not tell his wife.
He forgot, however, do stop the mail.
A card congratulating him on the purchase of his new house was intercepted by his wife.
They are now in court because she wants her share of the take.
Instead, the lawyers are going to get it.
A 14-year old girl says her pastor climbed into bed with her, fondled her, then forced her to have sex with him…two nights in a row.
And the reason the little girl didn’t run away after the first night is?
On the third night, the little girl slept with her sister so the preacher would leave her alone.
He still tried but backed off when he heard someone coming up the stairs.
Guidance counselors at the school learned of the incident and reported the man.
