Drunk and Naked on I-95, sans Car

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A PA dude was arrested by Delaware police because he was running naked and drunk on I-95.

He caused three accidents…none of them involving hitting him.

Two people tried to help the drunk streaker but he attacked them in return.

Now he faces two counts of assault and one of being drunk on the highway…sans car.

He’s locked up now.

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Woman Stalks Trampolinist w/ 1,000 e-mail love letters

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A 41-year old woman, who ought to know better, send more than 1,000 love e-mails to a professional trampolinist.

She was arrested for violating a stalking law.

The 33-year old trampolinist was asked to meet or call her.

The woman sneaked into his hospital room to hold his hand after he was involved in a traffic accident. It is tough to drive a car while bouncing, I suppose.

The police also warned the woman two years ago to back off.

This year, the woman gave her a second warning.

She then turned to waiting for him outside the entrance of stadiums.

On one of his down bounces, the man finally filed a complaint.

The trampolinist was victorious seven years running in all-Japan competitions beginning in 1995 and also participated in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

I wonder if the woman will be able to jump high enough to see out of a jail cell.

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Preacher Arrested for Lewd Acts with 14-year old

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Preachers in Japan, for crying out loud, are messing around with little 14-year old girls.

No wonder the missionaries can’t make any headway there.

A 29-year old preacher was arrested for messing around with 14-year old girl that he met through a cell-phone dating site.

He took her home, to a hotel on three occasions between 9/10-9/12.

Yup, and they did the dirty, too.

The preacher knowing what the Bible says about forgiveness and such has ’fessed up.

Yeah, but does he know what the Bible says about sexual immorality and those who participate in it? Huh?!

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21-year old drunk assaults woman four times his age

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A 21-year old drunk told a judge he sexually assaulted an 82-year old woman in an elevator.

The man put his hand over her mouth, tried to get her pants down and groped her.

Indeed, he must have been terribly drunk.

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13-year old escapes car sex attack

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Go! Kid, Go!

A 13-year old boy was dragged around in a Volvo by a muscular dude in his 30’s who tried to rip his clothes off.

The boy fought for almost seven hours before he finally escaped at a traffic light by unlocking the door and fleeing.

Yea!

Now, let’s hope they find the pervert in the Volvo.

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43 Sex Offenders Living Around Elementary School

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | one comment »

A central FL mom using Florida Department of Law Enforcement mapping source learned there are 43 sex offenders living w/in a two-mile radius of the elementary school where her children attend.

Time to move?

The elementary school? The family? or the sex offenders?

Who’s in your neighborhood?

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Yikes! There are 18 within one mile of my house! And…..

I found this national registry…

Family Watchdog.

Sex Scandal at Megachurch

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

The founder of an Atlanta megachurch has been found to have slept with his brother’s wife and fathered a child who is now the senior pastor of the church.

John the Baptist lost his head when he confronted King Herod for sleeping with his brother’s wife.

It’s not the first time or second time the church has been involved in a sex scandal.

The brother is being sued by a former church employee who says she was manipulated into an affair as her ‘only way to salvation.’

The affair lasted 14 years.

What she didn’t attend Bible school classes during those 14 years to find out otherwise?!

The church was at the forefront in the 60’s, admitting black members, ordaining women and allowing gays to join.

And, then it continued on downhill from there…except for the admitting of black members, of course.

The church grew to 10,000 members…but now has just 1,500 on its shuttered Bible college, two schools, worldwide TV ministry $12 million fortress, um, campus.

What are you going to church this Sunday?

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Keep Rat Poison Out of the Kitchen

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

One wonders what rat poison was doing in the kitchen anyway.

Still in the midst of China’s big push for safety, quality control, sanity and such, a Chinese cook, instead of flour, put rat poison in his rice dumplings.

Yup. He’s dead. And, so are six others.

While making rice dough, the chef mistook the rat poison for flour. Somehow, the poison got placed among the other condiments.

The cook, as a part-time job, also sold rat poison as a business and had put the poison in the kitchen when he moved home.

Looks like China has more work to do as people become anxious about food safety leading up to the Beijing Games.

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We Just Want Boys – "Bacha Bazi"

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

“We know it is immoral and unIslamic, but how can we quit? We do not like women, we just want boys.”

It’s not uncommon, of course, to see ‘christians’ go off the deep end and become unchristian when they engage in sodomy, or ‘boy play.’ Bacha Bazi is boy play.

Yeah, and I do think homosexuality is unchristian.

In northern Afghanistan its a mark of prestige to have your own boy toy.

The bacha bereesh, boys without beards also compete to be the best, the most handsome (pretty?) and good-looking.

The boys are dressed like girls, given artificial breasts and caused to dance.

Let’s see…make them look like girls, feel like girls and move about like girls…and they are not interested in real girls?

Something is wrong with this picture.

If caught, the Islamic clerics want them stoned.

Sounds reasonable to me.

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Stripper Makes Nobody Happy

Nov 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Nora Hardwick posed as Miss November behind a bar in Lincolnshire.

“They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don’t have the model body to be taking it all off,” she said. “It was all very tastefully done. You couldn’t see any of the bits or anything.”

Yeah, not seeing the bits would make people unhappy.

But, then seeing them could be worse.

Nora was born in 1905.

She stripped for charity.102.year.old.stripper

“I suppose they asked me because I’m the oldest person in the village and I’m all for it if it’s for charity. It’s just a bit of fun really.”

Her kids, 80, 74 and 62 supported their mom in her decadent behavior.

Are you disappointed you can’t see more?

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