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The man said, “We were arguing over money. We fought a lot.”

Not any more…

He beat his wife to death with a metal bar, poured kerosene on her and set her on fire.

Though he fled the scene by car, he was later arrested in his hometown.

Both of them in their late 50s. You would think they’d have their differences about money figured out or had learned to accept one another despite not being able to agree.

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Two brothers drunk and on drugs raped a little 9-year old girl in their dirty run-down camper, then strangled her because ’she looked up at him’ even though the little girl pleaded with them to stop.

One brother gets sick to his stomach when he hears a recounting of the story.

Well, wait till he sobers up, then lets see how he feels when he hears his sentencing.

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A nanny who knew she was being recorded while she cared for two young girls was caught on camera getting rough with the 17-month old.

She thumped the baby in the face…thump, thump…pop, pop….

The 23-year old nanny had been ‘caring’ for the baby for over a year.

Sure enough, old videos are being reviewed and parents are scratching their heads wondering why they didn’t check the video footage earlier.

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A teacher, 50, and mother or two from down under was found guilty of lesbian sex – indecent dealing and sexual penetration – the Aussies are calling it.

She was given a two year suspended jail sentence.

The mother said that she was stupid to meet the girl and “fondling and kissing the girl, engaging in mutual digital penetration and giving and receiving oral sex in a live-in relationship that lasted several years.”

Stupid mother? What an understatement!

The judge went suspended her jail sentence…but what the judge needs to do is sentence this parent to “Parent Court.”

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Dad owed more than $70k to seven different women in child support for the eight kids he fathered.

Even the $300k he made pimping through intimidation and violence by advertising the services of two women on Craigslist wasn’t enough.

Police arrested the guy but he has jumped bail.

A mother who saw her daughter in an advertisement for sex on Craigslist called in the police.

Um, we wonder, why was mom looking at ads for sex on Craigslist, don’t we?

The guy is out and about….

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A little 22-month old toddler tried to get a kiss from his father.

The dad, on ecstasy, bit off the little boys lip.

The mom had to wrestle the little boy away from his father, lock herself and their daughter in a room before calling 911.

The hospital reattached the lip but there is no reinstalling of brain cells in the mind fried father.

Fast forward 10 years.

“Mom, what’s this scar on my lip?”

“It’s nothing, honey. Just when your dad bit it off when he was tripping on ecstasy.”

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“I was just trying to be a friend,” said the mom.

So, she drove her daughter and her six friends to a store to buy toilet paper, then to their school to toilet paper the campus.

“They begged me and begged me and I gave in.”

The store manager thought the girls might be up to no good and called the police.

The girls were caught on a security video and the license plate number of the mom’s van was also picked up.

Mom and the girls were ’startled’ to see the police.

What is more startling is that this mom doesn’t know where the line is between being a mom and being a friend.

Answer – kids have enough friends. They don’t need another. They need parents!

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A drunken man was caught by policemen in London trying to have sex with a fence.

The man told police, “I’m going to have sex with that fence’.”

Police told him they were taking him in.

Last week it was guy caught half-naked with his bicycle in a hotel.

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Three thugs in the UK beat a 15-year old on a train, then took his mobile phone and iPod.

“That was fun, eh, Buster?”

“Huh?! Hang on Clubber. What’s this camera take pictures of I wonder.”

So, the two boneheads posed and made faces at the CCTV on the train…then realizing what they had done (it takes a while in some cases) they tried to cover their faces.

Kind of like putting white out on the monitor of a PC, maybe.

Police still can’t catch the kids and are asking for help.

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The man told his daughter to tell her mother to bring some beer home.

When mom refused, dad got angry and got his gun, the one he had just been using from a day of hunting.

Sure enough mom came home without the beer and day went after one of the two pet goats.

Mom and daughter heard 4 gun shots.

When they went outside the goats guts were hanging out but the animal was still alive.

4 gun shots and he couldn’t kill a non-moving goat!?

No wonder the guy wanted a beer after a day of hunting.

He was found and arrested in a bar later in the day.

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