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Brazilian prisons are notorious for overcrowding and poor conditions. Think Prison Break 3.

Apparently, the administrators of such prisons are pretty stupid, too.

Authorities have learned that a 15-year old girl was kept in a police cell with at least 20 men for a month.

Gee, can we guess what happened to the little girl when she got hungry? Needed something? Didn’t need anything but the guys wanted something?

The number of men varied from 20-34 and the girl was raped from day one.

What’s more, the girl was never officially charged of any crime.

Let’s see. Who was the guy who put her there? Let’s strip him down and put him in the prison for a month.

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An African ritual is alive but not so well in NYC.

“Where some people have turkey, we’ll have monkey meat,” says a mother of nine. “I’ve been eating it all my life. It’s delicious.”

Baptisms, Easter, Christmas, weddings….give me monkey soup, monkey sandwich, monkey pot pie.

The bushmeat is for ‘our souls.’

The woman is being tried for hitting another woman whom she suspects of messing around with her husband.

In any event, if she isn’t convicted of the hit and run and the illegal importation of bushmeat, she will surely celebrate with a monkey roast.

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A pervert who says he is sexually attracted to expensive and classic cars, relieved himself of his sexual frustrations while sitting on top of a $50,000 BMW at a Home and Garden Show.

The knucklehead says it is the fault of the owners of 1967 Camaros and 1955 Chevy Bel Airs because they buy the cars that tempt him to ‘pleasure’ himself.

Boy, am I  glad he doesn’t like CR-Vs.

The guy also gets off on motorcycles and girls with big feet.

What about Big Foot, the Giant 4-wheeler?

I wonder what he does when he sees that.

On second thought, I don’t wonder, don’t want to know.

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Not sure what the guy was selling or buying, clothes perhaps?

Police arrested a 19-year old who was driving around in his Nissan Maxima in Bakersfield, CA because after striking up a conversation with different people, he would expose himself.

Three counts of indecent exposure and one of annoying a child, and the guy is in the pokey.

What’d you do on Black Friday?

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Drunks make up 15% of the hotline calls police get in China….some 20 a day, and more than 3 times on weekends, festivals and holidays.

The boozed most often need help finding their way home.

How do you get home when you are soused?

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A newborn baby boy in Taiwan was blacklisted in Taiwan for overdrawing credit cards for three years.

The boy, however, was only 40 days old.

The boy’s parents tried to open up a bank account for the little tike. You know, college savings and all that.

The bank, however, said the boy could not. His credit was no good!

Turns out that one of the 93 million Wangs in the world stole the little fellow’s identification card number and used it to do his misdeeds.

In debt, bad credit and the kid can’t even read yet.

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About 80% of the drivers caught drunk were aware of Japan’s stiffer penalties.

Still, 40% of them felt confident cops wouldn’t catch them.

Yeah, judgement does get impaired when you have had a few. Okay, make that a couple.

The year end is party season in Japan….much like elsewhere. The police plan to get even tougher yet.

And drunks…well, they will get more and more stupid.

Most drivers caught drunk had been drinking along (59%).

Some 28% were drinking with friends and 6% with colleagues.

About 54% had been drinking at a pub and 14% drank at home before going out to get caught by police.

Almost one in five (17.6%) had misjudged that they had sobered ip enough.

Wrong!

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A 25-year old junior high school teacher gladly provided a 14-year old girl private lessons in her home (WARNING!) for performing sex acts on her. (TOO LATE!)

The teacher got away with his deeds several times last year on the 3rd year jr. high school girl.

He was able to tutor her in math, English, and apparently sex education, unfortunately.

He’s out of a job now.

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A professor of Japan’s prestigious Osaka University was bounced for repeated indecent acts on a woman doing research under his supervision.

Twice, the 47-year old molested her and has admitted to as such.

He is now looking for a job.

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A 40-year old PE teacher was arrested for groping the breast of a 15-year old schoolgirl.

He says he didn’t. The group of students standing around who saw him do it says he did.

The guy has to be pretty stupid to grab a little girl’s breast in front of her friends OR we have to be pretty stupid to believe that he was.

I wonder…

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