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Heading to the hospital. Feeling like all will be well now as soon as the doctors do their thing.

WRONG!

A man had his colon stapled to his bladder instead of the rectal stump.

Sounds serious enough.

Not long after that, fecal matter in the form of diarrhea started coming out of his penis in the from of a liquid stool and urine came out his rear.

Yeah, and his penis had gas, too.

The docs said ‘these structures are very close to one another, but it shouldn’t happen.’

Really, now. It shouldn’t happen.

Who wouldn’t want to hear a penis fart?

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Mom and the kids were on the verge of losing their home to foreclosure.

She couldn’t afford a trip to the doctor. (me, either)

So, she prayed for help….and trusted in the six numbers she picked for the LOTTO drawing…and won the $9 million jackpot.

Opting for the $4.5 million cash lump sum which she will lose some 60% to taxes, mom plans to pay off the mortgage and other bills, send money back home to the Philippines and help her sons finish paying college.

After that, she will be in debt again and praying she hits the right numbers and wins the lottery.

What do you pray for?

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The national police agency in Japan wants to have microphones broadcasting questioning of suspects AND peepholes to prevent unnecessary intimidation.

Uh, they don’t have one way mirrors in Japan?

Not long ago police got an innocent man to ‘confess’ to a rape.

The resulting outcry has prompted police to consider measures at improving police transparency.

Gee…then won’t the number of convictions drop?

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We all have had the urge to do something to the mother-in-law that tortures us.

An ex-cop in Japan finally got up the nerve to act on his desires, unfortunately for him and his MIL.

The former police assistant investigator poured kerosene on his mother-in-law, then set her on fire….got out marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate, too?

The 62-year old man (his MIL had to be in her 80s) was found guilty of murder and destruction of property.

He’s off to jail for life.

The judge called him “Hard and cruel.”  Then asked him if he were going to be free for the weekend.

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