SUV sales up 60% in China

Nov 28th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

SUV sales are up almost 60% in China.

Meaning…it won’t be long before the back side of a Chinese person looks like the backside of their car.

Nor will it be long before the BMW drivers realize they can’t see around the cows on wheels.

Great Wall Motor, Chery Auto, Hyundai Tucson and Dongfeng Honda are the main SUV makers.

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Woman Stuffs Mom into Two Garbage Bags

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A woman admitted to stuffing her 83-year old mother into two garbage bags, then placing her into a U-Haul and later dumping her along a dirt road.

That’s what you get for taking care of your kids all these years.

A proper eternal resting place.

Gotta love those bags.

The woman said she wanted to keep cashing the monthly retirement checks that were coming her mom’s way.

Detectives found other remains – a hip replacement rod – that belonged to the woman’s mother.

I say we put two plastic bags in a room…one here and one way over there. Then put this daughter in the bags.

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Man Divorces Wife for Lying about her Age

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The court granted a divorce to a man who says his wife lied to him about her age.

She said she was 24-years old before they got married.

However, after they got hitched, she ‘fessed up to really being 30-years old.

Doggone Asian girls. Even the locals can’t tell how old they are.

A little slow on the intake, it took the man 10 years to figure out she wasn’t playing straight with him.

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Top Politician Mimicks Cross-Dresser

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A top politician in Japan got his kicks and likely loss a few votes among the conservatives, and picked up a few from, well there are no non-conservatives in Japan.

The DPJ chief mimicked the pose of a a popular cross-dressing makeup artist in Japan – Ikko.

The DPJ won a ‘Trendy’ prize for his part in helping the DPJ to win the House of Councillors election.

Other trend winners –

“White Plan,” a relatively cheap monthly basic rate system for SoftBank Mobile phones, cross.dresser

“Billy’s Boot Camp” won the award in the hobby and leisure category.

McDonald’s “Mega Mac” won the award for the life and health division.

 

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Hit-and-run drags woman four football fields

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A white van hit a woman and dragged her for 420 meters, more than 4 football fields, before it could finally speed off.

The woman died, and the driver of the van is probably still looking under his vehicle.

The accident happened at 6:10am…and the cops are asking for help.

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