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A 74-year old man was busted for stalking a 60-something cafe mama-san.

“I just love her. I knew it was wrong, but I just had to see her face,” he told the police.

The man was arrested for breaking a suspended sentence.

The woman’s good service was mistaken by the man as romantic interest and he hasn’t been able to let go of the urge since.

The guy has been hanging around the cafe, meddling with the signs on her establishment and….

74-years old?

Maybe it should be 7.4 years old.

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A dog in England ate some 40 pairs of underwear before nature stopped taking its course.

The owners had to have a vet open the dog and take out the last pair which belonged to their 3-year old son.

The dog allegedly ate some 300 socks, 15 pairs of shoes and a key ring.

Um, excuse me, but the owners did not stop the dog because of why?

I think they should be made to eat a pair of dog underwear.

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The 18-year old told police “I’m a pervert.”

He broke into a neighbor’s home, logged onto pornographic web sites, then took sexually explicit photographs of himself using one of the residents’ cell phones while they SLEPT!

The violated woman said she found the pix on her roommate’s cell phone and called police.

And, how in the world did they sleep through all that?

I really want to know.

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A woodwind instructor at a public high school lured school girls into sex by telling them it would improve their musical abilities.

More likely it improved his…helping him sing.

The 33-year old music teacher got away with his ploy on 13 school girls.

That’s a lot of stupid girls if you ask me.

“If you have sex, you’re musical ability will shine,” he told them.

Yeah, I think he just wanted these blowers to make him shine.

“You’ve got to have sex because your music lacks oomph. I’ll lend you a hand.”

I am pretty sure it was the teach who got the hand.

The woodwind teacher had been in charge of the club for nine years.

The trial is ongoing.

Um, how could so many girls be so stupid for so long?

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A British teacher in Sudan is facing being lashed for Muhammad – the Stuffed Teddy Bear.

One man who has been through it gave an account – he was charged with breaking an alcohol ban in Qatar, which he denies.

“Tuesday was punishment day. There were 22 of us on the list and one by one we were led into the doctors’ clinic to be examined.

Finally, it was my turn and they laid me on a couch, spent several minutes discussing me and, after listening to my heart, judged me fit.

Having been searched to make sure we had no padding under our clothes, another man and I were ushered into the waiting room.

His name was called out first so I remained in the waiting room while he received his punishment next door.

I could hear the cane whooshing through the air and landing with a thud, 50 times.

And then it was me. The room where we were beaten was….

the rest of the story….

50 lashes could be an appropriate punishment for many of the drink abusers found here at Wispid, no?