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A 74-year old man was busted for stalking a 60-something cafe mama-san.

“I just love her. I knew it was wrong, but I just had to see her face,” he told the police.

The man was arrested for breaking a suspended sentence.

The woman’s good service was mistaken by the man as romantic interest and he hasn’t been able to let go of the urge since.

The guy has been hanging around the cafe, meddling with the signs on her establishment and….

74-years old?

Maybe it should be 7.4 years old.

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A dog in England ate some 40 pairs of underwear before nature stopped taking its course.

The owners had to have a vet open the dog and take out the last pair which belonged to their 3-year old son.

The dog allegedly ate some 300 socks, 15 pairs of shoes and a key ring.

Um, excuse me, but the owners did not stop the dog because of why?

I think they should be made to eat a pair of dog underwear.

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Two firefighters in Japan were fired for being too frisky.

One fellow, 32-years old “just couldn’t resist the urge” to fondle a little school girl’s private parts on a train.

The other, 30-year old was caught filming up a woman’s skirt.

Both were charged, indecent assault and being a public nuisance.

I hope my house doesn’t catch on fire in Japan.

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A former Buddhist priest was arrested for embezzling Y150 million ($1.4 millon) from the headquarters of the Jodo Shu sect in Kyoto.

The 52-year old took money from the bank account on about 30 occasions between Jan. 03 and Sept 04.

The former priest was in charge of the treasury and used the money to invest in futures.

Judas would be proud.

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A drunken moose, a real drunken moose, not a moose lodger type. The animal type moose got drunk on too many fermented crab apples, then got tangled up in Christmas lights in Anchorage.

“He’s either drunk or in gastric distress.”

“He just has this goofy look on is face,” said a Fish and Game biologist.

Well, maybe he is one of those guys from the Moose Lodge.

Locals are calling him Buzzwinkle.

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The 18-year old told police “I’m a pervert.”

He broke into a neighbor’s home, logged onto pornographic web sites, then took sexually explicit photographs of himself using one of the residents’ cell phones while they SLEPT!

The violated woman said she found the pix on her roommate’s cell phone and called police.

And, how in the world did they sleep through all that?

I really want to know.

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A woodwind instructor at a public high school lured school girls into sex by telling them it would improve their musical abilities.

More likely it improved his…helping him sing.

The 33-year old music teacher got away with his ploy on 13 school girls.

That’s a lot of stupid girls if you ask me.

“If you have sex, you’re musical ability will shine,” he told them.

Yeah, I think he just wanted these blowers to make him shine.

“You’ve got to have sex because your music lacks oomph. I’ll lend you a hand.”

I am pretty sure it was the teach who got the hand.

The woodwind teacher had been in charge of the club for nine years.

The trial is ongoing.

Um, how could so many girls be so stupid for so long?

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A British teacher in Sudan is facing being lashed for Muhammad – the Stuffed Teddy Bear.

One man who has been through it gave an account – he was charged with breaking an alcohol ban in Qatar, which he denies.

“Tuesday was punishment day. There were 22 of us on the list and one by one we were led into the doctors’ clinic to be examined.

Finally, it was my turn and they laid me on a couch, spent several minutes discussing me and, after listening to my heart, judged me fit.

Having been searched to make sure we had no padding under our clothes, another man and I were ushered into the waiting room.

His name was called out first so I remained in the waiting room while he received his punishment next door.

I could hear the cane whooshing through the air and landing with a thud, 50 times.

And then it was me. The room where we were beaten was….

the rest of the story….

50 lashes could be an appropriate punishment for many of the drink abusers found here at Wispid, no?

A prostitute in Chile auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children’s charity.

The guys who bought into it are now among the disabled for acting like children.

Chile’s largest fundraising event, which by no coincidence runs for 27 hours, is a Telethon.

“I am going to contribute with my work to a purpose that touches me deeply,” said the brunette.

Miss Carolina says she can make $300 for a 90-minute session and hopes to raise $4000 for the children….for the children!

The woman already has one client who is paid in full.

“Everyone can do what they want,” a TV presenter said. “But if someone tells me that they’ll do something immoral … I’m not going to encourage it.”

Immoral…the sex or NOT accepting the money to help the children?

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The elderly widow of a doctor hid Y1.7 billion ($15 millionish) under the straw mats of their home so she wouldn’t have to pay taxes on it.

Her husband died and left her Y1.95 billion. She only declared Y267 million ($2.4 million) and hid the rest.

The money was bundled up in plastic bag so it wouldn’t decay and shoved under the tatami mats and storehouse floorboards.

In the end, the woman didn’t have to pay taxes, but she didn’t get to spend the money, either.

Now the 72-year old is on her way to the pokey and will have to pay the taxes AND the interest AND the fine.

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An elementary school security guard in Osaka tried to blackmail a teacher who had photos and videos of little girls in the nude in his desk.

The guard said he found the videos and photos of little girls changing into their swimsuits or getting body measurements during routine rounds.

“Hmm…lemme see. I wonder what dangers lurk in this teacher’s desk.”

A raid on the guard’s home unearthed dozens of other tapes and photos of little girls.

It’s figured that the pervert guard planted them in the teacher’s desk.

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