Archive for November, 2007

A nanny who knew she was being recorded while she cared for two young girls was caught on camera getting rough with the 17-month old.
She thumped the baby in the face…thump, thump…pop…

“I was just trying to be a friend,” said the mom.

So, she drove her daughter and her six friends to a store to buy toilet paper, then to their school to toilet paper the campus.
“Th…

“We know it is immoral and unIslamic, but how can we quit? We do not like women, we just want boys.”

It’s not uncommon, of course, to see ‘christians’ go off the deep en…

Palm Beach, FL will have cameras on the beach to talk to would be sex partners.
“We’ll be watching you.”
If the couple doesn’t move on within 60 seconds, the record button goes…

A man and his 16 buddies won $19 million in the FL lottery.
His haul was $600K before taxes.
So, he turned off the TV, disconnected the phone and did what any man with a stash of money would do, not t…

A police investigator crashed his car on a national highway while driving…drunk.
He had drunk four or five glasses of shochu ( a sake like drink ) before driving.
Let’s see, if kids are dr…

A man in Qingdao learned that size does matter.
The dude paid Y200 to a media company to display a letter asking for forgiveness from his wife over a misunderstanding.
The apology lasted for 20 minute…

A convicted pedophile was assigned community service at a German kindergarten.
While doing his service, he was caught abusing two children.
A court order missed three prior pedophilia convictions on h…

This is almost corpse abuse…if there were a corpse.
Thieves stole 102 buried urns from a cemetery in Indianapolis, presumably to sell the metal.
Scrap yards have been warned that someone might s…

Some dude robbed an ice cream parlor with a stapler.
He got off with $175.
All was well, accept the guy did not have a getaway planned.
He ran into a Ponderosa steakhouse, changed clothes, then into a…

I don’t believe in ghosts, I don’t believe in ghosts, I don’t believe in ghosts.
But, if they are blue and need to fill up on gas from time to time, then I might have to rethink my c…

Going skydiving? Stay away from Rosharon, TX.
If you don’t turn up, nobody will go looking for you.
Or, I suppose I mean, if you don’t land, they won’t go looking for you.
A man̵…