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Nora Hardwick posed as Miss November behind a bar in Lincolnshire.

“They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don’t have the model body to be taking it all off,” she said. “It was all very tastefully done. You couldn’t see any of the bits or anything.”

Yeah, not seeing the bits would make people unhappy.

But, then seeing them could be worse.

Nora was born in 1905.

She stripped for charity.

“I suppose they asked me because I’m the oldest person in the village and I’m all for it if it’s for charity. It’s just a bit of fun really.”

Her kids, 80, 74 and 62 supported their mom in her decadent behavior.

Are you disappointed you can’t see more?

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