Will the real police please stand up?

Dec 2nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Some dude, for the fun of it, I suppose, installed lights and a siren on his car and chased bad guys, pulled out his gun and frisked them and did whatever policemen do.

“Show me your license and registration, please.”

But, in the middle of one such altercation a real policeman showed up.

The fake cop, non-correctional officer, private security officer, passed a marked police car on a ‘traffic stop.’

The real police took him away with his handcuffs and badge.

Lesson learned – let the police do police work.

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Bus Driver Arrested for Fondling High School Student

Dec 2nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A bus driver hugged one of his female passengers.

Ahhh!!!

We don’t usually do that in Japan.

However, while hugging her he decided to cop a feel.

That’s WHY we don’t do that in Japan.

It was the final stop and the victim was the last passenger.

She reported the 41-year old pervert and he has been arrested.

Can’t anybody keep their hands to themselves anymore?

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Children Left in Apartment Die in Fire

Dec 2nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Two children, 3- and 2-years old were left in their apartment while mom and dad went to work to presumably provide for them.

A fire broke out.

Someone told firefighters “there are children inside.”

Exploding glass and flames rising up prevented any rescue.

The bodies of the children were found after the fire was put out.

I recommend we leave the gas on and the parents at home, and go to work.

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Female Students Caught Monkeying Around with Animals

Dec 2nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Female students were caught monkeying around with a monkey.

The girls said, “”We fed the monkey sometimes but I guess it was not satisfied with the food we gave it.”

When they weren’t home, the monkey broke in and stole some fruit.

Really. It was just a monkey and he just stole some fruit.

What were you expecting?

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Jealous Lover Fined $4000 for Hacking Wife’s Account

Dec 2nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A jealous mistress posed as a salesperson and tricked her lover’s wife into giving away her identity card number.

The lover then used the ID card number to access the wife’s cell phone account to check on how much her BF was calling his wife.

When she learned that the man was talking longer and more often than he had let on, she started harassing the man’s wife.

Police arrested the 34-year old woman for hacking and she was fined HK$4000.

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