Dec 5th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A 38-year old man in Indian stole a twin-engine plane and drove it down the runway to try and impress his girlfriend.
He mowed down soybeans with the propeller. That’s impressive.
The drunk got it stuck in the a field. That’s not impressive.
He’s in jail on a $2000 bond. That’s not impressive.
He caused $160,000 damage to the aircraft. That’s impressive.
I wonder what the girl’s final verdict will be.
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Dec 5th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | one comment »
Puppets in Hong Kong are being used to teach the mentally disabled about onanism.
Onanism…that’s masturbation for the rest of us.
The mentally disabled have sexual needs, too, but don’t know how to handle it themselves.
I am pretty sure that having people who are the slow side watch puppets play with themselves isn’t going to be much help.
I may be wrong.
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Dec 5th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
The University of Mary Washington president lost his job after he was charged with a DUI.
He was charged twice in one day on April 11th.
Faculty members couldn’t agree….nothing new there.
Students were left in the dark…nothing new there, either.
But the board unanimously decided to terminate his contract ‘for cause.’
I hope the prez enjoyed the drinks.
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