Most people aren’t prepared for Jesus to come back.
For now, however, some just want baby Jesus to come back.
Crooks swiped the baby from a nativity scene in Miami.
Cops are asking “Just return it.”
And if you don’t, the real Jesus may come back just for you.
An assistant director of a TV show in Japan was arrested for trying to take photographs up a woman’s skirt while she was on the escalator in Tokyo Subway Station.
The man is not buying the allegations – “I did something that could cause misunderstanding, but I never photographed up her skirt.”
Couldn’t find the button to take the picture?
Looking for better reception?
Doing research for a future documentary, maybe?
At around 10:30pm he stuck his camera phone under the woman’s skirt. The woman noticed it (You would think that a woman would notice such things) and alerted police who arrested him.
“Um, I wonder what that guy is doing with his camera under my skirt. I’m sure it’s a harmless act.”
A 71-year old ex- education boss who is way beyond his years when it comes to this kind of shenanigans was arrested for molesting a female employee at his workplace…regularly.
And why she didn’t report it earlier? Is a mystery.
The old geezer let his hands get away from him only to have a female worker in an elevator find them all over her.
The guy is already under indictment for forcing a woman into an elevator last year and going after her breasts.
So, um, why is he out running around?
Pick one, pick all of them…American’s believe in all of them to some degree.
82% – believe in God
79% – believe in miracles
70% – believe in heaven and the other 12% wonder where God hangs out.
60% – believe in hell and the devil – the other 40% seriously hope there isn’t either
43% – believe in Darwinism
39% – believe in creationism
18% – have no clue where we came from or where we are going…no clue.
70% – have some sort of religion
33% – believe in UFOs, witches and astrology
They also like to record their misdeeds and put them on Youtube, too.
A sheriff in a neighboring town saw the video on Youtube and called it in Southlake Police where the crime occurred.
Mom says that her boy, one of the perpetrators is usually a ‘good boy.’
Yeah, good boy. And stupid, too, on two accounts. The vandalism and posting the evidence on Youtube.
A judge has ordered that the defendants in a rapist case have their penises photographed by a doctor and presented to the court for evidence.
The 49-year old woman who was raped says one of her two attackers had a foreskin and the other didn’t.
She had time to notice as they sexually assaulted and pistol whipped her?
A coloring book “Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic” is being distributed by the Catholic church in NYC.
One of the images in the book, a guardian angel hovering over an altar boy with a priest lurking in the background.
“For safety’s sake, a child and an adult shouldn’t be alone in a closed room together,” the angel counsels.
“According to the group ‘Bishop Accountability,’ some 3,000 priests out of the 42,000 across the country have since been denounced, some of whom have been investigated and convicted.”
It seems to me that one in 14 people being a sex pervert is above the national average.
US Catholic authorities have paid out $2.8 billion in damages so far.
Where do you worship on Sunday?
