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The man said, “I did it because I was in love with her.”

He – a cop.

She – a woman being detained.

The man got a feel of her breasts and private parts (the breasts aren’t private?) when the 22-year old woman was being held at the police station’s detention facility where the cop worked as a guard.

In the same area, another police officer was accused of fondling the breasts of a woman who visited his police box.

Got a problem girls? If you go to the police, it’ll be a problem.

The women turned the cops in.

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The guy hadn’t done anything noteworthy since he just happened to be at the Manila airport when Benigno Aquino was assassinated.

Well, he’s in the news again, 24 years later.

The 61-year old journalist got dumped by his girlfriend, so, he took a dump in a plastic bag, sneaked into the apartment complex in Tokyo where she lived and put the feces in her mailbox.

I wonder, how long did he sit and think to come up with such an idea?

He was sentenced to one year in prison, suspended for three years, for trespassing = a slap on the wrist.

What would you like to do to your ex-girlfriend?

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A 36-year old elementary school teacher paid a 13-year old girl to have sex with him.

He was arrested and accused of violating the Law for Punishing Acts Related to Child Prostitution and Child Pornography.

The two went to a hotel. He paid her Y30,000 ($275).

They met…on a mobile phone matchmaking site.

After the deed, the girl told the police.

“Mom, I’m gonna get this call.”

Do you know who your kids are talking to on their cell phones?

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The 26-year old wore all black, displayed several crosses and had a white strip of cardboard around his neck.

So, nobody questioned him when he bought and charged goods to the local church.

“Investigators say the man bought Thanksgiving dinner necessities and numerous gift cards he claimed he’d donate to needy families, but kept most of them for himself.”

The man had, however, spent a month in a seminary before calling it quits.

But, what really gave him away…his lack of desire for young men?

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see also

Catholic Coloring Book – Watch Out for Pedophile Priests

Texas wants to impose a $5 surcharge on strip clubs.

The money is expected to raise $40 million to be used for sexual assault prevention programs and health care for the uninsured.

What’s $40 million divided by 5? That’s how many times people visit nude dance clubs…in just Texas.

The nude dance club owners are balking –

“…the measure unfairly targets strip clubs, while not including modeling studios and adult video arcades. Strip club owners have said that the fee unfairly links their customers to rape.”

Okay, then let’s add a $5 surcharge on all those places.

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Sure to raise the quality of life and play in Alabama, a Birmingham legislator wants a 10-year ban on the sale of sex toys lifted.

On one side – “A shower head could be considered a sex toy.” Though I am not sure how….call me a prude on unlearned.

On the other side – “Laws are made to protect the public,”says a Baptist group head. “Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves.”

Yeah, they think that in China, too.

And if the sex toy ban isn’t lifted, well, Alabamans will just play with each other, or themselves.

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A 31-year old mom has been detained in Germany after police found five dead boys aged 3- to 9-years old were found.

Teachers sent investigators to the house, albeit too late.

Also in Germany, an infant girl wrapped in plastic was the third corpse that a 28-year old woman had tried to dispose of.

The woman put the bodies of two other infants in a freezer and a suitcase.

Two kids, aged one and seven are still alive.

I think we should put one piece of this woman in a plastic bag, one piece in a suitcase and the rest in the freezer.

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Men, dumb as we are, will tell a woman to go packing sometimes, even a pretty one.

This girl doesn’t look half bad. (my taste) Of course, I can’t see the other half.

But, she put Visine eye drops in some guys drink causing him to vomit, suffer rectal bleeding and difficulty breathing. His rear end could see better, though.

On another occasion the woman prodded her large pit bull into attacking the man’s chihuahua, killing it.

She with a pit bull, he with a Chihuahua…a bit understandable why his dog is dead now.

Still, she’s been arrested.

When will you tell a pretty girl to go packing?

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