Dec 9th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | one comment »
That’s not my penis, it’s a carrot. Ha ha ha!
The court didn’t think it was funny. Nor did the pupils of this nutcase driving instructor.
He thought it would be a funny practical joke to have a 12-inch carrot in his trousers and let his students rub it after it turned hard when they executed maneuvers just right.
The man, “I admit it was unprofessional, stupid, and I regret doing it.
“I just thought maybe I would play a practical joke, but obviously it was stupid.”
No, it’s sexpid, stupid, not stupid.
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A group of kids stopped by the youth minister’s house to see his gun.
No, a real gun.
It was a sawed-off shotgun.
Another teen getting a close look shot another 15-year old in the face who was also getting a close look we presume.
The girl died.
The youth minister who owned the gun, charged with endangering the welfare of children, corruption of minors and having a prohibited offensive weapon.
“Well, since God doesn’t say anything about guns in the Bible….”
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Dec 9th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
Some dude wearing a Spiderman mask stabbed a 42-year old fellow outside a church in Tokyo.
Considering just how few the number of churches there are in Japan, maybe Spidey was in getting forgiveness before his misdeed.
The victim was saw Spiderman brandishing a kitchen knife when he (the victim) entered a public restroom. However, when he ran out (I’d run out too of Spiderman followed me into a bathroom), Spidey chased him, stabbed him in the back and fled.
And, we wonder know more why Spiderman often gets a bad rap.
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“It’s okay, we’re on our way to the hospital. You’ll be okay!”
“NOO!! Please don’t take me to the hospital!!”
A male nurse in Japan kicked the head of a 57-year old patient, ‘inflicting bodily image resulting in death.’
“I assaulted the patient because he was disobedient,” he was quoted as telling investigators.
Now that’s surprising. Don’t most psychiatric patients fall right into line and do what they are told?
I guess we don’t want this guy looking after our senile parents, do we? Or us for that matter.
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Sri Lanka had a first…a naked cricketer? Nope, a streaker.
The guy zipped across the field and out of the stadium but was later caught by police.
Uh…clothes, knucklehead.
Put clothes somewhere outside where you plan to escape so you can hide.
Well, it was his first time. Maybe we can cut him some slack, no?
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