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Dancing on a bar.

Sitting on a toilet drinking – beer does go through you quickly, you know.

Bruised and bandaged face – got drunk and fell out of a car.

Two girls peeing into a waterfall.

Wrapped around a toilet in the fetal position.

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University of RI prez says – “You can’t overstate how unthinking these kids are at 18, 19, 20 years old.”

The group’s moderator – “You need to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.”

“The pictures are evidence that you are doing something illegal.”

“Oh, I never thought about that.”

There it is….the absence of thinking. That’s what usually doesn’t happen before someone gets drunk.

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Two guys showed up in the buff at a Chevron…no pants, no shirt, no shoes, no nothing.

The cashier said they were very polite, said they lost their clothes.

She also explained, “One you’d wanna see and one, oh you know, could use a couple days at the gym.”

Yeah, that first one would be me.

Um, right.

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A convicted sex offender had been free for just 35 days when he was found dead by sheriff’s deputies.

His 29-year old neighbor was arrested. The neighbor had told every house in the trailer park that he found the offender’s name listed on Megan’s Law Web Site.

The arrested also spoke out in a jailhouse interview- “Society may see the action I took as unacceptable in the eyes of ‘normal’ people,” Oliver said. “I felt that by not taking evasive action as a father in the right direction, I might as well have taken my child to some swamp filled with alligators and had them tear him to pieces. It’s no different.”

The man’s boy had been molested in the past.

Dads? What do you think?

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A 51-year old high school coach was arrested for handcuffing and tying up teen (13- to 17-years old) girls at his home and on campus.

He did it on separate occasions over the last year and half.

Please tell me why none of the girls did/said anything until now.

There was no indication that sex acts occurred.

The weirdo put tape over the girls’ mouths, taped up their hands and feet and handcuffed them.

School district officials barred him from returning to the campus.

Gee, really?

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A missionary thought to teach a 14-year old girl what the missionary position meant.

The 29-year old misused Solomon’s words, “train up a child in her youth and when she is old she will not depart from it.”

The man met the girl on a mobile phone matchmaking site.

He then traveled from Nagoya to meet his little disciple in Yokohama, a couple of hours away.

The couple did the dirty three times, twice at his home and once at a love hotel.

I wonder, which Bible this knucklehead has been reading.

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A 28-year old newspaper photographer in Japan lifted up the skirt of a 17-year old girl and grabbed her butt.

He was arrested for creating a public nuisance.

In his defense – “On the Internet it said that you could freely grope people on the Saikyo Line so I did it,” police quoted him as saying.

Well, if it says it on the Internet, then it must be okay.

Where’s a good lawyer when you need one?

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