A 39-year old dad, Mullarkey as in full of malarkey, appeared in court because he put his 4-year old son in an animal crate.
The dad, a veterinarian put the boy in the crate as punishment.
The boy’s mom found him in the crate in urine soaked clothing and turned dad in.
I say we put dad in a crate for a couple of days before the next court hearing.
A 13-year old cheerleader and her four friends were suspended because she took a picture of a friend coming out of the shower.
The five kids were staying together at the photographer’s home.
The school got involved when one of the kids showed a couple of boys the picture which was taken on a cell phone.
Dad is irate. He said the picture was small, blurry and only showed the girl’s back.
He knows this, too because of why?
He is offering $1000 for a copy of the photo which has been deleted from his child’s phone.
Again, because of why?
The two girls involved and three boys who saw the pic have been suspended for three days.
They are home now, taking pictures and sending them to one another.
The 8-year old was frightened, cried and told his friend that an 11-year old had exposed himself and climbed on him during a sleep over.
Mom overheard junior and filed charges against the 11-year old, who as it turns out, is sexually reactive and has a ‘touching problem.’ So much so that his 13-year old sister is in a foster home.
The younger boy now carries a pocket knife for ‘protection.’
The moral…stay away from FL. They are different down there.
They call themselves Jesus Christians.
I wonder, what other kinds of Christians are there?
Yeah, I know there are different flavors of Jesus, but that’s different.
The Jesus Christians were started in 1982 by David McKay in Rochester, NY. He then went down under and told all of his followers they must turn over their savings, forsake family, friends, possessions and kidneys.
I don’t know either about why the kidneys.
Who does know why religious fanatics do what they do.
Now the group looks all over to find people who need kidneys because they have people who want to give them away, sometimes at the expense of ‘enormous influence’ from the followers.
There seems to be no age limit on the perverts in Japan.
A 71-year old bus driver molested an elementary school girl.
The little girl told her parents the old geezer tried to take advantage of her.
The old man said, “I was only trying to be affectionate.”
Repeat after me…don’t touch, don’t look, run the other way.
A Berlin man would be caught dead before he gave up his liter of vodka at airport security.
So, he drank the whole liter – two pints – of vodka before getting on the plane.
The guy started wobbling and soon had to sit down or else….die from alcohol poisoning.
Docs sent him to a local hospital where he will make a recovery.
Seems to me, it would have been cheaper to pay the extra fee to take the vodka with him.
I downed a pint of 86 proof whiskey in about 10 seconds once when I was in high school. It’s a good thing they didn’t know about alcohol poisoning back then or I would have surely died. Almost did, come to think of it.
