A purple G-string wearing Santa was pulled over for driving drunk in Hollywood.
Santa had nothing on but the G-string, a hat, a wig, red lace camisole and black leg warmers.
Cops spotted Rudolph flying erratically.
Indeed, cops said it was NOT the real Santa Claus.
What a relief.
To think that he could’ve been found kissing mama under the Christmas tree, too.
A 32-year old dad trying to avoid getting his 4th DUI got it anyway when he had his 9-year old son drive him home from a Christmas Eve party.
He was also charged with Allowing an Unlicensed Minor to Operate.
When cops pulled the truck over, the boy said he followed dad’s orders on the pedals while his dad steered the truck.
The little boy’s dad is also awaiting sentencing on unrelated charges.
Good grief.
The man must now wear an alcohol monitoring tether and stay away from his son.
Far far away from his son if possible, please.
There’s an ugly contest going on in Shenzhen, China’s first free economic zone experiment, which sits across the river from Hong Kong.
Capitalism means marketing. Marketing means doing something, anything to drum up interest.
Enter the ugly contest.
Just for registering, a person can get Y100 ($13.6). And the champion, chief ugly, will get Y10,000 = about one year’s annual income for a migrant worker.
Some say it’s a marketing trick while others say the event is capitalizing on the pain of others.
Yup, that would be capitalism at its best, wouldn’t it?
These girls…don’t have a chance of winning the ugly contest, do they?
So much for that cute little Asian image, tiny Asian dude mind set.
A 26-year old migrant worker told police he “could no longer bear working manual labor” so he learned how to pry open doors and windows.
He got pretty good at getting in the houses, but could not get himself back out.
He got stuck in a window trying to escape. 
When the owner of the house came home she found the tub of lard stuck in her window and called police.
The would-be thief told police, “I am too fat, otherwise you would not have caught me.”
Looks like he will be going back to forced manual labor. Perhaps if he does enough work, he’ll drop some of the hindrance to the profession he really desires.
