Archive for December 27th, 2007
G-string wearing Santa charged with DUI
A purple G-string wearing Santa was pulled over for driving drunk in Hollywood.
Santa had nothing on but the G-string, a hat, a wig, red lace camisole and black leg warmers.
Cops spotted Rudolph flying erratically.
Indeed, cops said it was NOT the real Santa Claus.
What a relief.
To think that he could’ve been found kissing mama under [...]
9-year old drives drunk dad home
A 32-year old dad trying to avoid getting his 4th DUI got it anyway when he had his 9-year old son drive him home from a Christmas Eve party.
He was also charged with Allowing an Unlicensed Minor to Operate.
When cops pulled the truck over, the boy said he followed dad’s orders on the pedals while [...]
Ugly Contest - the Losers
There’s an ugly contest going on in Shenzhen, China’s first free economic zone experiment, which sits across the river from Hong Kong.
Capitalism means marketing. Marketing means doing something, anything to drum up interest.
Enter the ugly contest.
Just for registering, a person can get Y100 ($13.6). And the champion, chief ugly, will get Y10,000 = about one [...]
Fat Burglar Gets Stuck in Window Trying to Escape
So much for that cute little Asian image, tiny Asian dude mind set.
A 26-year old migrant worker told police he “could no longer bear working manual labor” so he learned how to pry open doors and windows.
He got pretty good at getting in the houses, but could not get himself back out.
He got stuck in [...]
