G-string wearing Santa charged with DUI
Dec 27th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »A purple G-string wearing Santa was pulled over for driving drunk in Hollywood.
Santa had nothing on but the G-string, a hat, a wig, red lace camisole and black leg warmers.
Cops spotted Rudolph flying erratically.
Indeed, cops said it was NOT the real Santa Claus.
What a relief.
To think that he could’ve been found kissing mama under the Christmas tree, too.
