Wispid

So much for that cute little Asian image, tiny Asian dude mind set.

A 26-year old migrant worker told police he “could no longer bear working manual labor” so he learned how to pry open doors and windows.

He got pretty good at getting in the houses, but could not get himself back out.

He got stuck in a window trying to escape.

When the owner of the house came home she found the tub of lard stuck in her window and called police.

The would-be thief told police, “I am too fat, otherwise you would not have caught me.”

Looks like he will be going back to forced manual labor. Perhaps if he does enough work, he’ll drop some of the hindrance to the profession he really desires.

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