Archive for January, 2008
John F. Kennedy - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
John F. Kennedy said:
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
(When things are good are when we should [...]
Drunk Driver Calls Police on Herself
A woman, drunk as a skunk, called 911 from her pickup truck.
The woman’s boyfriend, also drunk, told her to call police because she was too drunk to drive.
She did - called the police on herself.
Police were waiting for her when she got home after she gave them her name, type of vehicle, location and ETA [...]
Ex-student Freaks After Giving Birth
An ex-student told police she freaked out after giving birth to a baby girl in the toilet of her dorm room.
She thought the baby was dead when she put it in a trash bag and dumped it. Later when the baby was found, the newborn was dead.
I can’t imagine. We just welcomed a new baby [...]
Restless Leg Syndrome Leads to Flashing
Days after first being arrested for helping himself in a car alongside two teenage girls, a 52-year old geezer was released only to be arrested again for exposing himself.
The second arrest had a reason - side effects from drugs he was taking for restless leg syndrome.
Which leg was restless, I wonder?
The third tiny leg in [...]
Andrew Jackson - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Andrew Jackson said:
One man with courage makes a majority.
(One man with courage in the face of a crowd is truly unique as [...]
Margaret Thatcher - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Margaret Thatcher said:
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(the opponent doesn’t always give up the first [...]
Franklin Roosevelt - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Franklin Roosevelt said:
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(I have never been to the [...]
Confucius.2 - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Confucius said:
To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.
(uh…ouch!)
When prosperity comes, do not use all of [...]
Aristotle - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Aristotle said:
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(The Japanese say to continue is to be strong.)
Well [...]
George Washington - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
George Washington said:
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for ‘tis better to be alone than [...]
Woodrow Wilson - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Woodrow Wilson said:
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.
(Progression is NOT always best. Perhaps [...]
Walt Disney - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Walt Disney said:
Many hands and hearts and minds generally contribute to anyone’s notable achievements.
(no one does great things all by themself.)
Get [...]
