Wispid

“It’s okay. We got you and we’re on our way to the hospital,” said the medic to the seriously injured man.

“I can see the hospital now.”

….

“Uh…whaa  whaa what’s wrong?”

“Don’t worry, we are going to another hospital.”

…

“Oooohhh….wh, why are we not…?”

“Don’t worry. We are going to another hospital.”

Rinse and repeat three more times.

“We’re here!”

“flatline…..”

A 49-year old truck driver was taken to five hospital emergency medical centers, all of which refused to accept him.

When he was finally admitted at the sixth center, it was too late, he had died from loss of blood.

“Sorry, we have two critically ill patients and our two doctors and one intern are not qualified to accept a truck accident victim,” said one center in its, um, defense.

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Wisdumb…sometimes the best lessons in life may be learning what NOT to do.

You might NOT want to:

Lose your head at work.

Light the firecracker if it does NOT have a fuse.

Send your best product to China to be copied.

Dump your newborn in a plastic bag.

Sell cold medicine to this knucklehead.

Feed the squirrels, care for them, or be nice in any other way.

Cheer for your super underachieving student when s/he graduates.

Go back for a swim after robbing the hotel.

Get your fake leg stuck between the accelerator and brake pedal.

Starve your dog nearly to death and then lie about it.

Kick the school bus driver by accident or otherwise.

Add to your 440+lb frame on a cruise.

Bury the victims alive.

Play in the public fountain.