Can anything good come out of Nazareth, er the mouth of a drunk on a scooter?
For some words of wisdom at the end: “Words of Wisdom? Uh, stay in school and don’t be like me.”
Wisdumb…the best lessons in life may be learning what NOT to do.
You might NOT want to:
Wear the same pair of pants to work everyday for 2.5 years.
Move the golf cart too far out of the way.
Put the baby in the microwave, or the refrigerator or the safe.
Or abandon the newborn baby in an empty house.
Take your time on the way to the hospital to have a baby.
Try to hide your marijuana in French to a French speaking policeman.
Brush your teeth with engine coolant.
Lose your trailer and 23,000 lbs of cheese.
Give the man a gun even the government says it’s okay.
Cheat at Duke University Business school…especially if your are Asian.
