Jan 10th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
Somebody sure loved their little kitty.
The kitty somehow fell into a barrel, one-third filled with water.
When the kitty-keeper reached into rescue the animal, in the 48-year old women went, hind end over appetite and stuck, with her head in the water, unable to get back out.
The barrel was tied to a door so it couldn’t be tipped over.
Yup, she died, and the cat ‘most likely climbed out over its keeper.’
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Jan 10th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
It’s a good thing God is the forgiving type.
However, one wonders if these, um, infractions are forgivable.
1. Forget to give communion to the little guy.
2. Pass out at your friend’s wedding.
3. Pee on the priest.
4. Sprinkle holy water in the face of the couple.
5. Drop a wafer down the bride’s gown and go in after it.
6. Knock the candle of the wall
7. Roll a pew over
8. Kick the holy water over.
9. Cop a feel during the wedding.
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did in church?
