Drunk on an escalator
Jan 15th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »Did you hear about the blonde who spent three hours on an escalator?
She said she got stuck on it when the electricity went out.
Did you hear about the drunk who fell several stories when trying to slide down the banister of an escalator at a shopping mall in Hollywood.
He’s dead.
The first might be funny if it weren’t true.
The second isn’t funny because it is true.\
