Did you hear about the blonde who spent three hours on an escalator?
She said she got stuck on it when the electricity went out.
Did you hear about the drunk who fell several stories when trying to slide down the banister of an escalator at a shopping mall in Hollywood.
He’s dead.
The first might be funny if it weren’t true.
The second isn’t funny because it is true.\
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important that any other thing.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.
The speaker – Abraham Lincoln
How about sharing your favorite Abe Lincoln quote?
