Archive for January 15th, 2008
Drunk on an escalator
Did you hear about the blonde who spent three hours on an escalator?
She said she got stuck on it when the electricity went out.
Did you hear about the drunk who fell several stories when trying to slide down the banister of an escalator at a shopping mall in Hollywood.
He’s dead.
The first might be funny [...]
Abraham Lincoln - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
What kills a skunk is the publicity [...]
