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A couple, she 59 and he 41, married (not to her), were kicked off a plane because she was pleasing him way too much on the plane.

Okay, she was giving him oral sex AFTER they had been warned to stop, stopped and started up again.

The two Russians who worked for a tea and coffee company were on a flight from Brazil to London after trying out some coffee beans.

She, he, wanted to try something out on the plane.

The were fined 500 pounds each.

The representative for the 59-year old woman,

“She does not normally drink and was unaware that it would have a bigger effect on her on a flight. She is very embarrassed by the whole incident and said it would never have happened if she had not been drinking.”

More proof why we never hear, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Knute Rockne said: 

Show me a good and gracious loser and I’ll show you a failure.

(I hate to lose. How about you?”) 

I won’t know why we lost the game until the barber tells me on Monday.

(There are experts everywhere.) 

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.

(Show me, don’t tell me.) 

What’s your favorite quote? and why?

From Words of Wisdom Series – Knute Rockne