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An ex-student told police she freaked out after giving birth to a baby girl in the toilet of her dorm room.

She thought the baby was dead when she put it in a trash bag and dumped it. Later when the baby was found, the newborn was dead.

I can’t imagine. We just welcomed a new baby girl into our family not two days ago.

What to do in the event of freaking out to be included in future college orientation classes maybe?

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Days after first being arrested for helping himself in a car alongside two teenage girls, a 52-year old geezer was released only to be arrested again for exposing himself.

The second arrest had a reason – side effects from drugs he was taking for restless leg syndrome.

Which leg was restless, I wonder?

The third tiny leg in the middle perhaps?

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Andrew Jackson said: 

One man with courage makes a majority.

(One man with courage in the face of a crowd is truly unique as well.) 

Peace, above all things, is to be desired, but blood must sometimes be spilled to obtain it on equitable and lasting terms.

(Jesus said, “Blessed are the peacemakers…not the peacekeepers.)

You must pay the price if you wish to secure the blessings.

(nothing is free…nothing.) 

What’s your favorite quote? and why?

from Words of Wisdom Series – Andrew Jackson