Teen Tasered for Spitting Near Mickey Mouse

Wisdumb….the best lessons in life may be learning what NOT to do.

You might NOT want to:

Spit at or near Mickey Mouse.

Keep all those newspapers, books, magazines.

Keep hitting yourself on the head with that beer bottle.

Have friends shoot yourself in the leg to keep you from being deployed to Iraq.

Not let your tenants have hot water.

Become famous for obsessing on fame and junk food.

Let your 52-year old drive your 102-year old body around in a wheelchair.

Bring your 99 elephants with you when protesting.

Fall asleep drunk at the McDonalds Drive Thru

Buy fake brand watermelons.

Live in a glass house with a man or woman NOT of your dreams.

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