Woman’s Head is Cut Off at Meat Processing Factory – Wisdumb

Wisdumb…sometimes the best lessons in life may be learning what NOT to do.

You might NOT want to:

Lose your head at work.

Light the firecracker if it does NOT have a fuse.

Send your best product to China to be copied.

Dump your newborn in a plastic bag.

Sell cold medicine to this knucklehead.

Feed the squirrels, care for them, or be nice in any other way.

Cheer for your super underachieving student when s/he graduates.

Go back for a swim after robbing the hotel.

Get your fake leg stuck between the accelerator and brake pedal.

Starve your dog nearly to death and then lie about it.

Kick the school bus driver by accident or otherwise.

Add to your 440+lb frame on a cruise.

Bury the victims alive.

Play in the public fountain.

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