Archive for February, 2008
Woman Sent to Jail for Gang Rape
A woman was sent to jail for being gang raped, lying about being gang raped.
Turns out she met a guy online, hung out with him and came home too late for her husband.
Instead of telling him the truth, she made up a story about being gang raped.
She has 20 days in the pokey to see [...]
Woman Deposits Meth into ATM
Guess she wanted to keep her methamphetamine safe, collect interest and all that.
An 18-year old woman, I think 18-year olds are still kids but, mistakenly put a bag of methamphetamine into a local ATM for deposit into her bank account.
The bag of meth showed up 4 hours later in a deposit envelope.
The woman was contacted [...]
Brain Dead amidst Funeral Plans, Mom Wakes Up
She had bleeding in the brain from a cerebral hemorrhage.
Her airway tube was removed.
For 2.5 days, they held her hand, said prayers and good-byes.
The funeral home of choice was called and doctors gave her about 20 minutes to live.
A prayer service and the grieving process were begun.
DUI Defendant Shows Up Drunk
A real knucklehead showed up for his court hearing facing drunk-driving charges drunk.
What in the world!
His blood alcohol level was 0.32 at the courthouse. The state level for intoxication - 0.08.
The guy had been arrested once before but his $1,915 check bounced. It took the courts five years to round him again.
In court and drunk, [...]
Dwight Eisenhower - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Dwight Eisenhower said:
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
(There are far too [...]
Booker T Washington - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Booker T. Washington said:
You can’t hold a man down without staying down with him.
(When you throw mud at each other, both get [...]
John Wooden - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
John Wooden said:
Ability may get your to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
(Staying number one is much more [...]
Dale Carnegie - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Dale Carnegie said:
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never [...]
Beer Safe, Toddler Rolling Around
Drunk as a skunk, a 46-year old mother went to buy some more booze.
On the way home, she was pulled over for running a red light and barely missing other vehicles.
Not to worry, however. The woman had belted in her 24-pack of Busch beer in the passenger side of her car.
Her 16-month old toddler, however, [...]
Charles De Gaulle - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Charles de Gaulle said:
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?
Where Not To Get a Tan
There are places to get a tan and places not to.
The beach? Okay.
The back yard? Okay
Tanning salons? Uh, maybe.
Room number three at a tanning salon in Deep Creek has a rather large space under the door, big enough that mirrors can be slid under.
Sure enough, a woman who had been using the place for years [...]
Albert Einstein - Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Albert Einstein said:
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
(there is always another way.)
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I [...]
