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Guess she wanted to keep her methamphetamine safe, collect interest and all that.

An 18-year old woman, I think 18-year olds are still kids but, mistakenly put a bag of methamphetamine into a local ATM for deposit into her bank account.

The bag of meth showed up 4 hours later in a deposit envelope.

The woman was contacted by police and ‘fessed up to her mistake.

She was arrested and charged, a felony.

“Uh, nope, that’s not my meth. Somebody must have deposited it by mistake, officer.”

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She had bleeding in the brain from a cerebral hemorrhage.

Her airway tube was removed.

For 2.5 days, they held her hand, said prayers and good-byes.

The funeral home of choice was called and doctors gave her about 20 minutes to live.

A prayer service and the grieving process were begun.

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A real knucklehead showed up for his court hearing facing drunk-driving charges drunk.

What in the world!

His blood alcohol level was 0.32 at the courthouse. The state level for intoxication – 0.08.

The guy had been arrested once before but his $1,915 check bounced. It took the courts five years to round him again.

In court and drunk, he had to be let go because jail guards refused to accept him when paramedics said there might be a danger of alcohol poisoning.

Is there something with this picture? More than one thing wrong with it?

Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Dwight Eisenhower said: 

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

(There are far too many of these types in academics today.)

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Booker T. Washington said: 

You can’t hold a man down without staying down with him.

(When you throw mud at each other, both get dirty.)

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

John Wooden said: 

Ability may get your to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

(Staying number one is much more difficult than becoming number one.) 

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

(I must do what I can.)

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Drunk as a skunk, a 46-year old mother went to buy some more booze.

On the way home, she was pulled over for running a red light and barely missing other vehicles.

Not to worry, however. The woman had belted in her 24-pack of Busch beer in the passenger side of her car.

Her 16-month old toddler, however, was sitting in the back street unrestrained with her 20-year old mother.

The driver is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post $31,000 in bail.

Shouldn’t they lock the mom up, too?

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Charles de Gaulle said: 

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?

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Some 35,000 visitors are expected in Denver for the Democratic National Convention.

There will be plenty of options for the delegates at the Pepsi Center, none of them about who will or will not be the presidential candidate for the party.

She male porn stars. Adorable college cuties for $300/hr.

The Dems reputation for bringing in good business, however, is not equal to that of the Republicans.

Fat white guys with money – what are they going to spend it on?

When I was in the Navy, it was often the girls of the streets who knew where our ships were going next BEFORE the sailors did.

How’d they know that, I wonder?

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Mahatma Ghandi said: 

Faith…must be enforced by reason…When faith becomes blind it dies.

(blind faith can be reassuring to the object of one’s faith, but logic needs to follow sometimes.) 

Let us fear God and we will cease to fear men.

(if all people feared God, they would not be in a position to need to fear one another.) 

Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.

(Differences…compromise…differences…compromise) 

What’s your favorite quote? and why?

Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

General Patton said: 

If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn’t thinking.

(Ask a room full of people if they all agree on a certain topic…you might be surprised.)

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Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Henry Ford said: 

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

(I learn from my failures what doesn’t work so I can be smarter the next time I try.)

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