Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Charles de Gaulle said:
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?
There are places to get a tan and places not to.
The beach? Okay.
The back yard? Okay
Tanning salons? Uh, maybe.
Room number three at a tanning salon in Deep Creek has a rather large space under the door, big enough that mirrors can be slid under.
Sure enough, a woman who had been using the place for years was surprised after a change in ownership and the new dude in charge peeped under the door with a mirror as she talked nude on the cell phone to her mother.
$250 fine. $97 in court costs. 90 days in jail, suspended for 75 days.
I wonder if he thinks it was worth it?
