Wispid

Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.

I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.

Dale Carnegie said: 

The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from the shore.

(I must not be afraid to try. The surest way to not accomplish something is to be not give it an attempt.)

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Drunk as a skunk, a 46-year old mother went to buy some more booze.

On the way home, she was pulled over for running a red light and barely missing other vehicles.

Not to worry, however. The woman had belted in her 24-pack of Busch beer in the passenger side of her car.

Her 16-month old toddler, however, was sitting in the back street unrestrained with her 20-year old mother.

The driver is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post $31,000 in bail.

Shouldn’t they lock the mom up, too?

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