Archive for April, 2008
Toilet is Five Stories Down
A Chinese man got so drunk he couldn’t find the toilet.
He mistook a window for the door to the head, stepped in and down five floors.
His roommate found him sprawled out on the pavement, and called rescue workers.
He, um, escaped with just breaking his legs.
What is it, do people become more flexible, softer, splishier when [...]
Death by Cell Phone
And, I thought drunks, sex perverts, the greedy and lawyers were the stupidest people to be found.
There’s another breed - the cellpid - that have come to mind, sorta. They have always been there, but now it’s time to tell their stories.
Question: if you see someone on a cell phone behind the wheel of a [...]
Charming Toilet Hugging Japanese Drunk
Last of six -
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Charming Sorry Japanese Drunk
Number five of six
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Charming Unihibited Japanese Drunk
Number four of six
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Charming Angry Drunk
Number three of six -
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Charming Passed Out Drunk
Number two of six
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Charming Lecturing Japanese Drunk
These charms are a crack up…
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Thomas Beatle - My Dad’s My Mom
Thomas Beatle - absolutely assured of confusing the daylights out of the daughter that will be born in about 3 months.
Thomas is a transgender man in Oregon who got pregnant by artificial insemination.
Thomas has a wife, Nancy.
Thomas is 6-months along in the pregnancy. Apparently when Thomas had the operation 10 years ago to become a [...]
City Planner’s Gay Lover and the Bottle - Wisdom from the Stupid
Well, it’s not just the straight dudes who are stupid.
Gay people are stupid, too.
San Francisco’s city planner (male) has a boyfriend. The two got into a lover’s spat and the BF, a New Age chiropractor, decided to toss tomatoes at the home they were staying in and set the bed on fire. Mayor Gavin Newsom [...]
Don’t Drink and Sleep - Wisdom from the Stupid
Three students attending the University of Wisconsin woke up dead last night.
They were 23-, 21- and 20-years old. Two young ladies and one fellow.
The smoke detectors were working. The alarms went off.
The students just didn’t seem to wake up when the place caught fire.
Nobody knows why, but there was a bottle of alcohol with the [...]
Check Your Connections - Wisdom from the Stupid
A technician at a television station in French Polynesian that I am convinced is related to my Comcast guy found himself in trouble for getting his connections crossed up.
Some 20 minutes after a religious program was aired, viewers found themselves watching about three minutes of porn, 52 seconds explicit.
“Quick, get the stop watch so we [...]
