Toilet is Five Stories Down

Apr 21st, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A Chinese man got so drunk he couldn’t find the toilet.

He mistook a window for the door to the head, stepped in and down five floors.

His roommate found him sprawled out on the pavement, and called rescue workers.

He, um, escaped with just breaking his legs.

What is it, do people become more flexible, softer, splishier when they are drunk? 

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